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  1. That expired milk didn't stink when I drank it, but now my mouth smells like cow manure. Come and get me ladies! about 15 hours ago from web
  2. Off to kill supper. about 15 hours ago from web
  3. @mightymur Why would anyone keep cookie dough in the fridge instead of eating it? about 15 hours ago from web in reply to mightymur
  4. @mattstaggs Offbeat Thanksgiving traditions: We stuff the turkey while it's still alive. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to mattstaggs
  5. @TankRiot Have you seen the Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody? http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 15 hours ago from web
  6. RT @kemitix: The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 15 hours ago from web
  7. RT @KatWithSword: RT @matociquala: Funk Seven Nation Army, where have you been all my life? http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 16 hours ago from web
  8. Hassled The Boy for leaving a burner on the stove on for 3 hours, then realized it was I who left it on for 10. Damn. about 16 hours ago from web
  9. @sfsignal Excuse me, Kwisatz Haderach, could you spare a little spice for this pumpkin pie I'm making in a couple of days? 8:03 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to sfsignal
  10. @damiengwalter Thanks! I can't even conceive of wanting to read "The Road." You can see bad news coming from miles away. 10:32 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to damiengwalter
  11. Forcing myself to listen to 1984 in small chunks. I love Orwell, but I get depressed so easily! 9:10 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. RT @damiengwalter: Please RT and sign, UK folk: RT @Openrightsgroup Please sign petition against disconnection http://bit.ly/dontdisconn ... 9:06 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @LarrySantoro That's awesome Larry! 8:28 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to LarrySantoro
  14. Episode 19 is up! The Nelson's Tarp Brass Band War of 1983! http://bewarethehairymango.... 7:34 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. RT @Kate_Baker: New blog post: I Composed (And Sing) My First Ever Holiday Song! Come Listen! http://bit.ly/6vJW3I/ 7:12 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. @dbspin You suffer for your art. 5:10 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to dbspin
  17. @damiengwalter She got nuttier as she got older. A long slow spin out of control. Like when she said not smoking is anti-life! 4:50 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to damiengwalter
  18. @inkhaven Lots of famous authors had 1 pro sale, then a few more years of rejections. It's normal. Not fun, but normal. 4:44 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to inkhaven
  19. @damiengwalter I like The Fountainhead for its artistic stance. No matter what happens, Howard is doing his work. I find it anti-Atlas. 1:59 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to damiengwalter
  20. The milk carton might have something there. http://www.candychang.com/d... 11:55 AM Nov 22nd from web