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  1. @scottedelman Scratch that. My Little Margie was a little before my time.
  2. Frustration is my mistress. I always hoped my mistress might be a woman instead. More frustration.
  3. @dbspin I don't know how it is there, but in the U.S. the Catholic school girls are always the naughtiest.
  4. @scottedelman Who's the Storm you're referring to?
  5. @ChurchHTucker My guess is when Tony thought the forums were fixed and not going to go down, he was mistaken.
  6. @kemitix Beautiful picture, by the way.
  7. @kemitix It's not that bad. It's actually 11:30 pm last night. Your sense of time distorts as you move farther away from Florida.
  8. @underpope There is! @confinder
  9. @fabiofernandes Love your story on the Sofa. Lots of wild ideas! Thanks!
  10. @skellyrocker Let me know if you need any more.
  11. @skellyrocker More topics: Chestnuts, hoodies, comics, essential oils, The Corvair, blinking, a shoe, gesundheit, M Poppins, the other shoe
  12. @skellyrocker Topics: Fire trucks, skin, bastards, Cyrus the Great, louvers, lovers, liars, steam irons, railway lanterns, feta, tapirs, ego
  13. @VeryShortStory Ruby
  14. @discorobot My daughter would love that movie!
  15. @Fredosphere I enjoyed it, Fred. And in the end, that's all that counts.
  16. @Fredosphere I wonder who's job it is to confirm gayness?
  17. @gordsellar Congrats on the story!
  18. Love the Internet; Just introduced the boy to the Bassomatic.
  19. 115 is out the door! Godspeed, little doodle.
  20. @JeremiahTolbert Not so fast. If you mass-produce a Cthulhu-shaped sex toy, you could stop looking for work. All those tentacles!