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  1. That expired milk didn't stink when I drank it, but now my mouth smells like cow manure. Come and get me ladies!
  2. Off to kill supper.
  3. @mightymur Why would anyone keep cookie dough in the fridge instead of eating it?
  4. @mattstaggs Offbeat Thanksgiving traditions: We stuff the turkey while it's still alive.
  5. @TankRiot Have you seen the Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody? http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  6. RT @kemitix: The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  7. RT @KatWithSword: RT @matociquala: Funk Seven Nation Army, where have you been all my life? http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  8. Hassled The Boy for leaving a burner on the stove on for 3 hours, then realized it was I who left it on for 10. Damn.
  9. @sfsignal Excuse me, Kwisatz Haderach, could you spare a little spice for this pumpkin pie I'm making in a couple of days?
  10. @damiengwalter Thanks! I can't even conceive of wanting to read "The Road." You can see bad news coming from miles away.
  11. Forcing myself to listen to 1984 in small chunks. I love Orwell, but I get depressed so easily!
  12. RT @damiengwalter: Please RT and sign, UK folk: RT @Openrightsgroup Please sign petition against disconnection http://bit.ly/dontdisconn ...
  13. @LarrySantoro That's awesome Larry!
  14. Episode 19 is up! The Nelson's Tarp Brass Band War of 1983! http://bewarethehairymango....
  15. RT @Kate_Baker: New blog post: I Composed (And Sing) My First Ever Holiday Song! Come Listen! http://bit.ly/6vJW3I/
  16. @dbspin You suffer for your art.
  17. @damiengwalter She got nuttier as she got older. A long slow spin out of control. Like when she said not smoking is anti-life!
  18. @inkhaven Lots of famous authors had 1 pro sale, then a few more years of rejections. It's normal. Not fun, but normal.
  19. @damiengwalter I like The Fountainhead for its artistic stance. No matter what happens, Howard is doing his work. I find it anti-Atlas.
  20. The milk carton might have something there. http://www.candychang.com/d...