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Go ahead with your "I licked it, therefore it is mine" strategy. I'm old school and I already peed all over it...2:40 PM Mar 31stfrom web
University is a cruel joke. Its just spending a huge amount of time and money to get the career just to pay off the damned student loans...4:30 AM Mar 30thfrom web
A sure fire way to stop me from doing something is to pay me to do it...2:20 AM Mar 24thfrom web
I don't wake up on the wrong side of the bed. I just implement ineffective dismounting strategies.8:06 AM Mar 11thfrom web
"I want these m--f-- snakes off the m--f-- plain!"
--St. Patrick, a field somewhere in Ireland1:57 PM Mar 10thfrom web