I'm going to Limerick, Galway, and Dublin in late July. What is there to do? Where is the best live comedy?

I had sex with a goat today.

New Upset Triangle Live Show @ The Pit 2/18. Get tix: brownpapertickets.com/event/138996

Valentine's Day Advice: Make her pay for the dinner and tell her she's looked better.

New Diet Tip: Don't eat food.

I wonder if it's too late for Pat Sajak to join the GOP race? He's already #1 in game show hosts most likely to commit suicide.

Upset Triangle performs at the PIT! tix: brownpapertickets.com/event/138996

Go kill yourself @wheatthins

I hear Demi Moore can snort her way out of any situation, as long as that situation is cocaine.

Newt Gingrich is from the moon and is trying his best to get back home.

sickerthanalittlekidwithlupus asked: where can I watch more fantasy metal? I’m a big fan thus far. tmblr.co/ZzBLayFXFQON

Video: I was at the PIT today and it reminded me of the time I shot this sketch there. I now realize I... tmblr.co/ZzBLayFWtWmn

Connecticut death sentence is a great name for a band

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/UW98XsDHwkE?a Mouth rape

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Photoset: Here are my general acting head shots. I also got some crazy ones that I will be posting later on.... tmblr.co/ZzBLayEv1EKa

Amazing. RT @simplystover: Ohhhhhh Man!!! If you've never looked at anything I'v ever posted, PLZ look at this. twitpic.com/885eiv

"The New Jersey group Upset Triangle impressed me with their high concept surrealism. " @ChgoSketchfest centerstagechicago.com/theatre/articl…

I just ate a whole Chocolate Dinosaur. I'm an idiot.

I'd make a good sandwich because I'm full of baloney. Be careful though. There is plenty of shit.