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upsettriangle

  1. In Dublin in July. I pray to the pope everyday hoping @Maeve_Higgins does stand up when I'm there. All I get back is some voice in German.
  2. @dankmccoy Don't forget duck nipples. I've never seen a film so detailed in making everything terrible.
  3. Thanks to everyone made the tonight's show possible! @MATT_KOFF @Adam_Newman @seanytime @rosierebelution @hannibalburess
  4. I want to thank @hannibalburess for making a last minute appearance tonite!. Watch his hour special on comedy central this sunday@11pm
  5. Hannibal Buress, Adam Newman, Matt Koff, Sean Donnely, rosie rebel, a sword swalllower @thePIT. @ 7pm tonight!
  6. Watch this video about a man: youtube.com/watch?v=cxAIWP…
  7. Reddit! reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
  8. Thomas Kinkade dies... - Thomas Kinkade dies. Charming snow covered roof to blame. Thomas Kinkade dies.... tmblr.co/ZzBLayJGrXYA
  9. Thomas Kinkade dies. Living room walls around the world breathe sigh of relief.
  10. Thomas Kinkade dies. Charming snow covered roof to blame.
  11. Thomas Kinkade dies. Leaving all his money to a picturesque dirt path in a forest.
  12. Thomas Kinkade dies. All scenic light houses have their flags at half-mast in his honor.
  13. Thomas Kinkade dies. Demand for kitschy paintings of cottages on the rise.
  14. @michaelianblack Attention Michael. This is your doctor. You have diabetes.
  15. @Justin_Stangel 5 bucks on the old lady.
  16. Why are Annie's Bunny Fruit Snacks so good? I want to dive into a pool filled with them and eat my way out. @annieshomegrown
  17. 2012 - Since December I’ve been performing at the PIT once a month with Upset Triangle. January we performed... tmblr.co/ZzBLayIZGQ_S
  18. Isn't George Clooney too handsome to be arrested?
  19. I think I lost a shopping bag in either @starbucks or @chipotle at the 16th and Broadway locations in NYC. Any help?
  20. The pope was right. Children taste better with barbecue sauce.