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  1. Off to the Great White North. Actually, just Boise, the Not So Great North. Do people in Idaho tweet?
  2. Working in the O-Town nowadays. Which is cool and all, but I'm kinda missing the West Bay.
  3. RT @FakeAPStylebook: All composition titles are to be denoted with quotation marks instead of italics because this is still 1955, appare ...
  4. Headline of the Year, Round 3: http://fk.cm/4879706 (via @fark)
  5. Concrete works too well, and destroys the aesthetics of many otherwise beautiful buildings. The new Oakland cathedral, for instance.
  6. Uh, who's smoking crack and writing the AP Stylebook? You went from "website" to "Web site"? WHA???
  7. Took Mindi to the holiday party of my former employer last night. She proceeded to hold court with tales of dog-man sex. For two hours.
  8. Bay Bridge: I remember a time when CalTrans was the toast of civil engineering. Then again, same could be said about anything Californian.
  9. @Kalli: It's creepier than when people said stuff like "metrosexual" or "Don't have a cow, man." Those had to die. Not sure about this, tho.
  10. People who say "Shiny" in an attempt to make it an acceptable alternative to "great," as well as to appear insidery? They make me nervous.
  11. "I'm a prize and you're a catch and we're a perfect match" is the most romantic thing Pavement ever said. The song? "Spit on a Stranger."
  12. @TIHSHO, all shall be revealed!
  13. @Lena_, iPhone app to start. Lofty's the company name -- product to be revealed... some day!
  14. Be lifted. Be uplifted. Be light. Be nimble. Be on the move. Be @belofty. LIKE RIGHT NOW. Ugh. Sorry kids, y'all are my testing grounds now.
  15. @funnydaytoo, I accidently blocked you when I tried to DM you the following: Who is Mason??
  16. RT @vmarinelli: "Wouldn't it be sad if you were a suicidal video game character that also had infinite lives?" My husband has deep thoughts.
  17. @weirdo513, it's all of them. Stuck at USPS right now. Not fun.
  18. Dear @amazon: Your inability to deliver anything to my place without a signature is the reason I didn't use you to shop for Christmas. Fix.
  19. Some retards on Twitter don't realize that the "@" will lead to a Twitter account. Apparently, there's a place out there called "Upright."
  20. RT @jbaudanza: I love SF very much which makes this disheartening to read. Esp on the day I get my prop tax bill. http://bit.ly/4QzVJv ( ...