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- "...and refund my money for this fucking coffee cuz now it's full of hate!" yelled Angry Hippy when told cookies at Starbucks weren't free.11:08 AM Jul 4th from web
- @tj, the thing about No. 1 is that even in slow mo, I couldn't tell how a Transformer transformed. Which was the reason I went to see it.12:07 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to tj
- (Then again, who am I to point out you "Transformers" losers are retarded? I'm listening to Honeymoon Suite right now. I am ashamed.)11:50 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Dear losers: "Transformers" was already retarded. Did you expect Michael Bay to make a retarded franchise less retarded? Sad. Love, Brent.11:44 AM Jul 2nd from web
- "You'll never know / because love's believing / and you throw faith awwwaaaaay!" My 8th grade self is such an asshole for listening to this.11:18 AM Jul 2nd from web
- @theamygrace FTW!11:15 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to theamygrace
- "You try so hard / to hold the pain / It goes away / but it comes back again / I remember the night / everything was so right." OH GOD HELP11:14 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Yeah, downloading Honeymoon Suite was a mistake. Ouch.11:04 AM Jul 2nd from web
- How retarded am I? Good question. Does the fact that I'm downloading Honeymoon Suite provide an answer? "FEEEEL IT AGAIN (I FEEL IT AGAIN!)"10:28 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Apparently, Jay at @Ask_WellsFargo is here to help. But yeah, no answer. So it goes, so it goes.10:06 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Hey, @Ask_WellsFargo: Why does it take 10 business days to replace a lost ATM card now? Frustrating and totally unnecessary.5:58 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- The top 5 uses for teat: http://bit.ly/cH3Nq
I mean "tea." Yes.3:24 PM Jul 1st from web
- Hey all y'all who have Palm Pres: How are they holding up? I want to check one out.11:11 AM Jul 1st from web
- Continually coaching @herdnoise through the meaning and usage of "touché" in a social, non-fencing context remains one of my great pleasures10:35 AM Jul 1st from web
- I r coffee tarded right nao8:53 AM Jul 1st from web
- It's not Friday yet, but follow @staciebauerle -- she gets it.8:50 AM Jul 1st from web
- Who told me about the Rush/Neil Peart scene in Freaks & Geeks but somehow didn't ruin it for me? I just saw it. Thank you, sir. Good show.10:17 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- "I think of Facebook like I think of my lawn. I’m glad I have a lawn but I hate having to constantly mow it" @drewcurtis, http://is.gd/1jqg21:36 PM Jun 30th from web
- Franken seated. http://bit.ly/xa4Ei
. Now we wait for public health care for the next decade.1:24 PM Jun 30th from web
- @billdoty, I think Hulu's been less and less useful or relevant with every passing day. Too bad, really.1:13 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to billdoty
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- Name Brent
- Location Berkeley, CA
- Web http://www.brentz...
- Bio "Writer." And marketing copywriter. Fark.com editor. Internet fool. I like pajamas with booties
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