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  1. That's two posts I've written that are lost to the iPhone ether. And I can't remember my Thought Bubble jokes.
  2. Foolishly I thought pressing save on the wordpress iPhone app would save my post. Instead you have to press done then save. Numpties.
  3. @AbsoluteIainLee I think there should be a section called Ask André where listeners can call in with questions.
  4. That was a weird dream. But Tesco should have a hot plate where you can cook food you've just bought.
  5. @onelifeleft I could have an unedited version with you by seven-ish
  6. @byronicman Don't worry. You were wrong about paedo on xbox live too http://twitpic.com/qqi7j
  7. @brokentv I can't remember when it gets good, but it is. Has Tracy spoken about his film Honky Grandma Be Trippin' yet?
  8. I'm upset @byronicman called me a weirdo and spoke over my punchline. But at least he played it
  9. I love it when it's night, but you can still see the clouds in the sky.
  10. Sorry but I've been here since seven. I couldn't give a monkey's if you want it doing now, I'm going home now
  11. @iainlee I'd like him to stay Tim, just not as often.
  12. Perhaps the more mature option would have been to say loudly "I done had sex last night. It was fun. I was naked and everything."
  13. The sales people who have moved in are very loud. Have already told one off for telling everyone about his sexual conquests.
  14. Looking at my work e-mail I see I have another apology from The Man. That makes it 2-0 to me (although I'll be relegated in Feb)
  15. Disappointed to see @richcaine snogging Freya on Saturday night telly. Leave my wife alone!
  16. Up at five for a job I'll no longer have in February. This just goes to show something although I'm not sure what
  17. I took my laptop home so I could do important work. It refuses to log on. Looks like I'll be getting up at 5am tomorrow
  18. @pennyb I'm not going either due to weather and being boring. But I'm glad to hear X Factor is back on!
  19. Today I saw @kierongillen @marcellerby @McKelvie @pennyb and @thatswedishgirl. They were all very nice. Even Gillen.
  20. I'm upset I didn't get to ask @kierongillen about the possibility of him writing a Wii Fit comic