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  1. http://twitpic.com/ayfun - The first thing we hung in our new home. Mark picked it and I love it. Here's to drilling holes in walls!!
  2. Nate just properly named and identified all the planets. My two-year-old is officially smarter than me.
  3. Sporting a white man overbite and a beer in one hand, Mark is dancing to a song about not trusting a hoe.
  4. Just woke up totally disoriented trying to remember why I was spooning my dog in a strange room.
  5. Mark just told me I had streaks of makeup under my eyes. I’m not even wearing makeup. I just have dark purple bags of utter exhaustion. ...
  6. Just picked up Samson from the kennel and the first thing he did while checking out his new yard was piss in the flower garden.
  7. Sitting at lawyer's office waiting for keys to house. Squee.
  8. While in NY Mark ordered gravy with his fries and received a blank stare. There is no gravy in NY! Good thing he didn’t order a poutine.
  9. back on Canadian soil and have a trunk full of camera equipment and duty free alcohol. Good times.
  10. Samson is at the kennel. He stays in the "party room” with all the other crazy huge dogs who pull all nighters humping and slobbering.
  11. Dear Americans, If I'm driving in the U.S. and needs to use a toll road, must I have U.S. coins? Can I use a Loonie? A Toonie? A Timbit?
  12. Best line from Horton Hears a Who: I'm my world, everyone is a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies.
  13. I should have been a lawyer so I could charge people $50 per photocopy and then photocopy the entire dictionary just for the hell of it.
  14. @jaykemp I want one of those. Where do I sign up to be famous?
  15. Lawyer's tomorrow. Here’s to way too many dollars being spent on legal and real estate fees, land & property taxes and god knows what else.
  16. Adult multivitamins make me feel sick to my stomach so I eat my kids Flinstones vitamins instead. Orange is my favourite.
  17. Leaving the country this Friday and moving on Tuesday. Crazy much?
  18. Two strong men moving furniture at lighting speed. My job? Serve beer.
  19. @McCashew holy crap. Someone at sears today looked at Nate and said you look like a Nathan. Again. No idea who this person was.
  20. Almost 30 and get more honks, hoots and hoolers than when I was 20. Life just gets better with age.