unsmith
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ok, convo topics for the flight: weather. healthcare(!). bumpy flight. what's that smell? (even if there isnt one, just makin small talk)
about 6 hours ago
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irritating that they wont let me speak to the pilot or even tell me anything about him/her, but I'm learning to embrace the unexpected
about 16 hours ago
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Just got back from airport, dry run for tomorrows flight to Des Moines
about 16 hours ago
from Spaz
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Lately when I see a happy couple on the street I sometimes go up & congratulate them. but fyi a hug = too much. A warm handshake is better.
1:05 PM Nov 23rd
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couldn't sleep last night, too excited about Thanksgiving. The more LemonHeads I eat, the happier I seem to get. My teeth are throbbing
7:54 AM Nov 23rd
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ate at Olive Garden 2nite, big family reunion at table next to mine! ...before I knew it, I was laughin/jokin right along with the "??????"s
9:18 PM Nov 22nd
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Been reliving a 7-11 cashier experience for like the last 2 hrs. Linda? Laura? Either she was on coke or there was a spark. Takin door #2
1:27 PM Nov 21st
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Sometimes when I enter TCBY I imagine those laser-eye statues from Neverending Story that measure your self-worth. Havent been zapped once
1:18 AM Nov 21st
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Just realized I'm 90 minutes late for work because I've been daydreaming like mad about this ark. It's round, w my room in the middle.
10:24 AM Nov 20th
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Daydream du jour: 2012, world ending, I own an ark, everybody cool piles on board, and in the process they learn I'm pretty cool after all
10:23 AM Nov 20th
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got a card from a girl i liked in highschool not 2 weeks after i made my fbook status 'nobody remembered my birthday..again' spoke too soon!
9:20 PM Nov 19th
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I think I'm haunted by a friendly spirit...things not where I left them, and when I close my eyes and "reach out", I feel "good vibes"
9:05 AM Nov 19th
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Brandon told me I'm like a walking conversational Koboyashi Maru? Nice try, Brandon, I speak 3 Klingon dialects and that makes -zero- sense.
2:26 PM Nov 18th
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Seth not going to Gmas for Tgiving so hes giving me the plane ticket! Only made me pay $450 for it but apparently I get to ride in a coach?
8:22 AM Nov 15th
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Seth got invited to family Thanksgiving in Des Moines, but not me? Getting pretty tired of this blind eye to Gramma's Alzheimers
12:58 PM Nov 13th
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When you're buying goodies at the bakery and the girl working there asks if you'd like a cup of coffee, apparently she isn't asking you out?
10:13 AM Nov 13th
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I wonder how many folks have been mislabelled as crossdressers just cuz they were caught hugging themselves wearing a girls coat.
9:17 AM Nov 11th
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ever intentionally run w scissors privately praying for a terrible accident,tons of attention,and a trip to the ER? Yeah me neither
6:38 PM Nov 10th
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My performance review accuses me of setting low self-expectations, then being pleased when I fulfill them.. Low blow, TCBY
12:50 AM Nov 10th
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Today I drove past the arcade where I would get beat up by bullies pretty much every week. But those days are gone, for better or for worse.
12:25 AM Nov 9th
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- Name unsmith
- Bio just a regular guy w hopes and dreams like everyone else. most dont work out, but I think most other folks' do, and that helps, sometimes.
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