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  1. OMG super secret library things are happening. Luckily, I think I have formed the right alliances...
  2. FYI Cesar Milan's Dog Whisperer tricks do *not* work on cats. #themoreyouknow
  3. I think I had a dream about trying to tweet to, or about Peaches Geldof. How incredibly random and sad.
  4. @beegibs It was so random. Like all of a sudden, Dan Brown thought "I should mention a web technology that all the kids will know about!"
  5. Cat has taken to smacking me in the head when I pull over my hood to keep her from biting my hair to wake me up. What. The. Hell.
  6. So the new Dan Brown book mentions Twitter in the very last chapter. It was super random and forced. #FYI
  7. Dear Metro Detroit Drivers: you really can't drive in less than an inch of snow without having an accident?!?!!! REALLY?!!? Love, me.
  8. @tenxthirteen You can come to our house!! There's one around the corner from us!
  9. Favorite thing about my job: getting yelled at by patrons for things that I have no control over. #sarcasmisagirlsbestfriend
  10. So the secret library fan page I made as an assignment over the summer apparently has 8 fans. I find this hilarious.
  11. @beegibs The best part is that Dolores Deshong's son (Christy's dad) is the bassist in the video!
  12. Ladies and gentlemen, the best music video ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ErMqE2AUcY
  13. What is it about Sunday nights that makes Rock Band that much more fun? Especially when starting at 10pm?
  14. You'll be a book. club. hero. Got stars in your eyessss. (via @pandamans)
  15. Went to take trash outside, heard a thumping noise and saw a pine tree bouncing up and down. Took me 30 seconds to see some dude shaking it.
  16. Is it bad that one email can make my day so much better? When that email involves resignation?
  17. Was going to run some errands. Why is it that a giant delivery truck is in our parking lot *exactly* at the moment I want to leave?!
  18. @tenxthirteen Eric's coworkers went to Quebec and had a "burrito" with broccoli. Canada fails at Mexican food.
  19. @beegibs I agree with you 100%
  20. Patron: "What is this?" Me: "a refrigerator magnet." Patron: "What does it do?" #iworkinapubliclibrary