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  1. Today the planets aligned. The Maldre household ran out of bread, peanut butter, AND jelly after I fixed today's lunch.
  2. 16 GB flash drive, you are my happy friend
  3. just guessed a measurement and got it EXACTLY right. I'm so proud.
  4. doing clipping paths is 100 times easier with a mouse and a 22" screen than with a trackpad and a 13" screen
  5. i don't ever remember spitting out my gum. uh oh.
  6. dream: White House on fire; only Obama knew; calmly told all to leave; he took turkey leg off the table; as he left the ceiling collapsed.
  7. did you know that there's a Mr Eaves font? Yea, there is. http://emigre.com/EFfeature.php?di=213
  8. Dining room table leaf: Great for making table bigger on Thanksgiving Day and great for day after Thanksgiving to use as slide for kids.
  9. Today I discovered the awesomeness that is hex screws. They are so much better than phillips screws. Why have i never used them before?
  10. who can pass up free plywood?
  11. The raccoon saga continues. Look at who I saw when I removed the garbage can lid this morning. http://bit.ly/86Ad8
  12. I'm thinking about sawing my basement couch in half or in thirds. gonna need a reciprocating saw.
  13. Shawn Michaels (the world champion WWE wrestler) is washing the windows of my work building!
  14. taking apart a 35-200mm Nikon Macro f/3.8-5.3 MC Auto Zoom CPC HPS lens.
  15. I like tabletop states. WA, MT, ND, CA, NV, UT, CO, WY, SD, NS, OK, NM, AZ, IA, MO, IL, AK, LA, MS, AL, TN, IN, GA, NC, PA represent.
  16. Gonna buy a crow bar this morning. Gonna get me a real good crow bar. A good crow bar to do crow bar kinda things with. m-m-m-ha-ha-haaa.
  17. pretty excited about going to library to check out a book about life in ancient Greece
  18. Got a bulk of a wood carving (with Dremel and RotoZip) done for work. Haven't used those tools in a few months.
  19. just had 109 kills and only 2 deaths in a match in Star Wars Battlefront II and didn't even play a jedi. I was rocket guy in Jabba's Palace.
  20. took a nap at the Wheaton Public Library during my lunch break