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  1. *crawls offup the stairs fulla vin rouuge and jelly beans* *burp*
  2. @javawaitress heehee will try and crawl up the stairs #icantipewendrunkt
  3. @javawaitress *burp* *hic* ifunk yoooooo mi be right ther #tweetbeers
  4. @Wossy must have sneeked some of Sue's laxatives
  5. @Wossy the bob suits her dunnit, great show
  6. @TheWebstar I am drinking your wine @javawaitress i am eating your beans, I am drunk, I don't care :O)
  7. Good on ya Neil :O) - #Moon - RT @neilhimself: http://tr.im/sYHy opens in the uk. @manmademoon wants me to tell you this & I'm happy to.
  8. @IndigoFloyd top drawer mentalist "Cars full of motors, Painted green" wtf! well creepy guy
  9. Why I guess twitter is a bit quiet cause: http://tinyurl.com/noseze
  10. @ManMadeMoon stop changing avatars, like bleedin 'Guess Who?'
  11. @IndigoFloyd Yeah, Hicks has been very quiet, and if we can spend 17 odd mill on a rb then seems finance shizzle goin on in the background..
  12. @IndigoFloyd Damn Right! Now Rafa has full control. Hoping for £20 mill + Sneijder for Alonso and Silva to join from that monski
  13. ugh! Will Xabi go to Real Circus? Will Silva Join the Reds? Will he bring Villa with him? Oh the tension! #LFC
  14. @ManMadeMoon very cool, hope Lexie gets to see that, very nice big bro! Keepin it real Aye
  15. @Sharl unfortunately not :( hit London on 23rd
  16. @Pale_Jewel yah! Zackly :0)
  17. @Pale_Jewel have to leave lovely lady back at hotel to avoid being arrested for leaving kids alone ;)
  18. @Pale_Jewel lol as you girly whirlybird on 23rd is the Fri or Sat night best for you next week?
  19. Sean Connery epl transhfer newsh "Emanuel Adebeyor hash shined for Macheshter Shitty from Arshenal"
  20. @ladyofthelake69 indeed once opened it has to be finished *hic*