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  1. @bllix a penis is mutation from mans original form, the unicorn. When we became bipedals the horn on our head hit the ceiling, so we improv
  2. @bllix UMM WE RESOLVED THIS AND THE WRITINGS SAID NO YOU ARE BY THE DECREE OF LOL
  3. @notbllix why would I want to kill my mother? She would leave my food before politly shutting the door as I jerked off to the princess.
  4. @bllix let's pull it out an measure!
  5. @bllix so does that mean a black wig, beard, stench of cigarettes and moving to Wisconsin?
  6. Has listened to too much drum and bass. I feel like running into a brick wall
  7. @bllix @uniwhore um twitter is not watching, YOU ARE
  8. @bllix one two three four grab your junk and beat some more bmm bmm bmm and an open hi hat!
  9. @bllix we can have a gabber beat box nude off
  10. @grindthieves does it involve me beat boxing gabber?
  11. @bllix Six by Bllix Let me grab my Crucifix!! Oh man i miss DJ Tron!!! BMMM BMMM BMMM BMMM BMMM BMMM ONE TWO NO YOU ARE!
  12. @bllix is yours for the bllixing
  13. @uniwhore <3
  14. @uniwhore there's a time, YOU and a place, ARE for this
  15. @uniwhore that's becuase YOU ARE!
  16. @bllix If anyone could pull off a BJ with a SARS dust mask on, it would be you.
  17. Naming genitals after the Internet is how you get SARS.