universesimon
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this photograph was taken in my prime
about 24 hours ago
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I have a job again.
4:16 PM Nov 19th
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@ @ hearing you two diss on grizzly bear is a lot like hearing a blind man diss on sight.
4:56 PM Nov 18th
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"We're all water in different containers... Someday we'll evaporate together." ONO.
9:25 PM Nov 16th
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I get no "likes" or "favourites" of any kind when I want to talk about: dunes, tents, roger ebert
3:18 PM Nov 13th
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"Still I would want to live, and as long as I have bent to this cup, I will not tear myself from it until I’ve drunk it all!"
12:59 PM Nov 8th
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@ @ nobody wants to be around company man but everyone understands his sadness
12:02 PM Nov 8th
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all of my rewrites come out in the narrative voice of foghorn leghorn
1:52 PM Nov 6th
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It occurs to me some times how lucky I am I don't accidentally kill myself every goddamned day that passes.
11:27 AM Nov 2nd
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This is more than acceptable:
7:00 PM Nov 1st
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RT @, It's decorative gourd season, mother fucker.
8:05 AM Oct 29th
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what does it mean to find a single almond in a 500g oriental mix DAN•D•PAK? obviously it's been othered beyond edibility.
9:28 PM Oct 26th
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I don't know if I can be your friend, @, but I can be your follower.
6:49 PM Oct 21st
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Oct 19th. @ almost @'d 70 times. 70. He also posted updates.
5:49 AM Oct 20th
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Oct 19th. @ spent the entire day being obscene with a break in the middle to pseudo-bitch about Drupal
5:36 AM Oct 20th
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Oct 19th. @ was sooo close to getting a Canon T1i, but then he didn't. After that he @'d about it for 3 hours
5:33 AM Oct 20th
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Oct 19th. @ was proud to fit lunch into her schedule, & SUPER proud to get back to homework! Then she lost focus!
5:27 AM Oct 20th
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Oct 19th. @ planned to get a hair cut, waited patiently for it, then went home and studied while a sport was on
5:22 AM Oct 20th
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Anti-reptilian whistleblowers cite reptilians as extra-dimensional beings, certainly not human, and therefore not Jewish. Open season!
9:22 AM Oct 19th
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"Don’t. More specifically, don’t do it. Don’t write comedy." - Gorgias, On Writing Comedy
3:21 AM Oct 19th
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- Name Simon Frankson
- Location iPhone: 48.440942,-123.348857
- Web http://simonf.tum...
- Bio i used to think there was no wrong way to put on a sock
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