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  1. this photograph was taken in my prime
  2. I have a job again.
  3. @lukees @awilkinson hearing you two diss on grizzly bear is a lot like hearing a blind man diss on sight.
  4. "We're all water in different containers... Someday we'll evaporate together." ONO.
  5. I get no "likes" or "favourites" of any kind when I want to talk about: dunes, tents, roger ebert
  6. "Still I would want to live, and as long as I have bent to this cup, I will not tear myself from it until I’ve drunk it all!"
  7. @FrogstarWorldB @CapnAnarchy nobody wants to be around company man but everyone understands his sadness #companyman
  8. all of my rewrites come out in the narrative voice of foghorn leghorn
  9. It occurs to me some times how lucky I am I don't accidentally kill myself every goddamned day that passes.
  10. This is more than acceptable: http://tinyurl.com/yc6kd97
  11. RT @ebertchicago, It's decorative gourd season, mother fucker. http://j.mp/4niPht
  12. what does it mean to find a single almond in a 500g oriental mix DAN•D•PAK? obviously it's been othered beyond edibility.
  13. I don't know if I can be your friend, @ebertchicago, but I can be your follower.
  14. #accordingtotwitter Oct 19th. @jwalsh almost @'d 70 times. 70. He also posted updates.
  15. #accordingtotwitter Oct 19th. @amysteen spent the entire day being obscene with a break in the middle to pseudo-bitch about Drupal
  16. #accordingtotwitter Oct 19th. @willw was sooo close to getting a Canon T1i, but then he didn't. After that he @'d about it for 3 hours
  17. #accordingtotwitter Oct 19th. @marri was proud to fit lunch into her schedule, & SUPER proud to get back to homework! Then she lost focus!
  18. #accordingtotwitter Oct 19th. @tomippen planned to get a hair cut, waited patiently for it, then went home and studied while a sport was on
  19. Anti-reptilian whistleblowers cite reptilians as extra-dimensional beings, certainly not human, and therefore not Jewish. Open season!
  20. "Don’t. More specifically, don’t do it. Don’t write comedy." - Gorgias, On Writing Comedy http://tumblr.com/xwy3l88a2