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  1. This thanksgiving I'm thankful that no one stuffed me up their butt, unlike last year. 11:01 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. @JeremyMeyers you're welcome 9:12 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to JeremyMeyers
  3. @jessiepodell I have no idea! I'm hanging out in Battery Park today trying to score some patriotic nuts 11:08 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to jessiepodell
  4. does your boss know that you're staring out your window at me when you should be working? 1:10 PM Nov 16th from web
  5. @WeeGeorge need that! RT @AnimalsDressed:The new candy cane turtle neck from Calvin Klein Photo by novocainstain http://tumblr.com/x5e417y3z 1:07 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to WeeGeorgy
  6. @bmorrissey I like nuts. 11:57 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to bmorrissey
  7. @nmallin it's the teeth. Always the teeth. 11:00 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to nmallin
  8. uncle chuckles needs a tan http://bit.ly/2lSrAF #whitesquirrels 11:00 AM Nov 10th from web
  9. Britons killing American squirrels?! http://bit.ly/uZY7F cancel that London vacay! 10:58 AM Nov 10th from web
  10. @sueannesjewelry I get over things quickly, such is the mind of a squirrel 10:57 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to sueannesjewelry
  11. I ate some gum. when I fart, it balloons out. I found this to be fun when sitting. I'm eating gum more often. 3:58 PM Nov 8th from web
  12. I have the squirrel flu. Symptoms are the runs, jackhammer unsatisfying sex, and protruding eyes. Very... 18 year old boy 7:55 AM Nov 6th from web
  13. @cannibalclouds you're totally going to visit more frequently now. 2:31 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to cannibalclouds
  14. my cousin got too close to the nuclear reactor http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg 2:30 PM Nov 5th from web
  15. Good morning Madison Square Park! What will you drop on the ground today that I can chew ferociously on? 5:29 AM Nov 4th from web
  16. @agencyspy That's not water.... 12:54 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to agencyspy
  17. @chrispetescia why not Unique Squirrel Petescia? 12:54 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to chrispetescia
  18. I can't decide what I want for dinner tonight - nuts, garbage, discarded fries, slop, meth, or candy corn 12:54 PM Nov 2nd from web
  19. I made a list of people whose pants i would totally run up http://twitter.com/uniquesquirrel/idrunupyourpants there will be more 10:30 AM Oct 31st from web
  20. @ahsirt did you poop in front of their door? That's the deal sealer. 10:23 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to ahsirt