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@paulfeig And we... FADE OUTabout 4 hours ago from twhirl in reply to paulfeig
Father? Yes son? I want to kill you. Mother? I want... CAPTAIN CRUNCH FOR BREEEAKFAST!! #1stDraftDoorsLyricsabout 16 hours ago from web
NPR should change their name to "Wise Latina" radio this week. They can't shut up about it.about 18 hours ago from web
Front desk, Hagerstown Hall (dorm), University of Maryland. Two 3-6am shifts per week. #firstjobabout 18 hours ago from web
I've suspended a lot of disbelief for Entourage, but Paul Haggis as a great talent discerning people want to work with is one step too much.about 19 hours ago from web
@lesleydenford ouch. get well soon!about 19 hours ago from web
somebody say something interesting on the internet please.about 22 hours ago from twhirl
@SabrinaDent just be careful with too many crazy queries- it can stress out your server. I know from ugly experience.10:24 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to SabrinaDent
@SabrinaDent yes but you may end up writing a custom query.9:43 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to SabrinaDent
Eating a creme brulee from Trader Joe's. Now I just need to figure out where to get that other 16% of my saturated fat for today.8:45 PM Jul 13th from web
somebody else pick up on #1stdraftRKellyLyrics ? i always wanted to start one of these things.4:37 PM Jul 13th from twhirl
I need to start giving away prizes I think.3:35 PM Jul 13th from twhirl
hey somebody took pity on me! Thanks anonymous blog visitor! I need to stop refreshing that stats page now, it's getting a little sad.3:33 PM Jul 13th from twhirl
no blog pageviews at all today so far. Colon left-bracket. http://ryanmercury.wordpres...3:27 PM Jul 13th from twhirl
After the show, you should probably get a good night's sleep so you won't be grumpy in the morning. #1stdraftRKellyLyrics2:33 PM Jul 13th from twhirl
@lizlet some of the better films from his clique (ie "forgetting sarah marshall') were neither directed nor written by him.10:55 AM Jul 13th from twhirl in reply to lizlet
RT @keithcalder: RT @KristofferAaron:My friend Kayla is selling her Hamburger Bed. Buy it from her! http://bit.ly/14SbqV (via @MondoNews)10:30 AM Jul 13th from twhirl
New comedy sketch posted on the old blogeroo: http://ryanmercury.wordpres...8:32 AM Jul 13th from twhirl
@lianamaeby I'm thinking immediately before or after he decides to still be friends with Eric and keep Ari as his agent.7:49 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to lianamaeby
@estherbester I was just across the street and I didn't notice a horrific trail of cars out into the street.6:46 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to estherbester

Name unicornrockstar
Location Silver Lake/L.A./CA/US
Web http://ryanmercur...
Bio Some people like to go out dancing, and then there's other people like us we gotta work

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