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  1. One who tweets is a twit. Is it true? 1:19 PM Sep 9th from web
  2. Pepperonis substitute for crackers. Just try it, you'll see. Well, don't use peanut butter. 7:38 PM Jul 15th from web
  3. A special part of my brain wants to believe that Michael Jackson faked his death and Sarah Palin is an ineffable genius of deadpan comedy. 12:07 AM Jul 5th from web
  4. 12 highlanders and a piper make a rebellion. 7:02 PM Jun 21st from web
  5. I was sentenced for bad grammer. 6:50 PM Jun 11th from web
  6. Only one company gets to make Monopoly. HAHA. 4:50 PM Jun 4th from web
  7. Okay. Stressed spelled backwards is actually desserts. 11:42 AM May 29th from web
  8. I vicariously live through MYSELF. 10:11 PM May 25th from web
  9. It is like being stuck in the crossfires between two magnets that don't know they love each other yet. 3:21 PM May 23rd from web
  10. Cashiers are almost always compact characters just waiting to bust a move. 5:06 AM May 22nd from web
  11. And the night sky is color burned a purple muddy stain by the super plant fires. 10:13 PM May 21st from web
  12. "Frankenhonesty" is how my personality was defined tonight. 1:40 AM May 17th from web
  13. I met a guy who goes by the initials J.K. (No kidding) 7:16 PM May 14th from web
  14. "My father said, when in doubt-castle."--Kurt Vonnegut 2:20 AM Apr 19th from web
  15. @mrskutcher : What about a little irony? Maybe celebrities should host a show stalking the paparazzi. 2:19 AM Apr 19th from web in reply to mrskutcher
  16. Hoya! Now that I have a shout phrase, I should probably figure out what it could possibly stand for. HOYA! 11:40 PM Apr 2nd from web
  17. I am Hook and Sling. Poor Eddie Bo. 3:01 PM Mar 23rd from web
  18. I am in the mood to be in a crazy dance competition, or at least judge one. 4:08 PM Mar 21st from web
  19. Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport. (Bobcat Goldthwait) 6:45 PM Mar 15th from web
  20. It is time for 6 Minute Orange Chicken Chow Mien plus Chocolate Milk. 3:10 AM Mar 10th from web
  • Name Cree Cavalier
  • Location Baton Rouge
  • Bio Let's go on a rhythm safari.
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