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  1. RT @shitmydadsays: "Jesus it's hot in here? Right? No? It's fucking hot, you people looking at me like i'm crazy. You're crazy." 3:25 AM Dec 22nd from web
  2. RT @shitmydadsays: Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to ... 3:24 AM Dec 22nd from web
  3. RT @shitmydadsays: "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember t ... 3:22 AM Dec 22nd from web
  4. RT @shitmydadsays: "You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not w ... 3:21 AM Dec 22nd from web
  5. RT @shitmydadsays: "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?" 3:20 AM Dec 22nd from web
  6. RT @shitmydadsays: "Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money lef ... 3:18 AM Dec 22nd from web
  7. RT @shitmydadsays: I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big fucking pro ... 3:16 AM Dec 22nd from web
  8. RT @shitmydadsays: "No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?" 3:16 AM Dec 22nd from web
  9. RT @shitmydadsays: "Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You d ... 3:13 AM Dec 22nd from web
  10. RT @shitmydadsays: "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much ba ... 3:12 AM Dec 22nd from web
  11. RT @shitmydadsays: "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybod ... 3:12 AM Dec 22nd from web
  12. RT @shitmydadsays: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Othe ... 3:11 AM Dec 22nd from web
  13. Respect the elders - they are someone else's father or mother. Care for the youngsters - they are someone else's son or daughter. 2:15 AM Dec 22nd from web
  14. In the bus that I'm in, an amputee offered his seat to a lola who's carrying her apo. Then, a student offered his seat to the amputee. :) 2:14 AM Dec 22nd from web
  15. (Me talking to myself after I made a wrong send) Me: Apaka-engot ko tlaga.. Janessa: Bakit ninang? (was expecting the reaction from her mom) 2:02 AM Dec 22nd from web
  16. Janessa: Ma, where are we going? Sarah: Tagaytay, ask me again, we'll leave you here. Me: Janessa, where are we going? Janessa: (quiet) LOLs 1:58 AM Dec 22nd from web
  17. The hardest question thrown to me this week: "Ninang Kay, bakit hindi ka nagregalo sakin nung birthday ko?" - Janessa, my godchild 1:48 AM Dec 22nd from web
  18. Sometimes, endless explanations will only lead to a pointless ending. 1:43 AM Dec 22nd from web
  19. Hay, hindi ko nahalo ng maayos yung oatmeal ko.. May part na matamis, may part na matabang.. 1:39 AM Dec 22nd from web
  20. (Bibi & I in car, chatting) Dom: "..coz guys are womanizers by nature.." Me: "Ikaw rin?" Dom: "Hindi ah!" Hahaha! Biglang kabig! :)) 1:37 AM Dec 22nd from web