undorkable
- @Cinemaworld_MLB Thanks! And just for that, you won't have to get me a present for Christmas.about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Cinemaworld_MLB
- Dear Melbourne Movie Theaters, please bring (500) Days of Summer soon so that I may view it. Thank you.about 4 hours ago from web
- Scary thunderstorms like these always make me wanna put on scary music and get out flashlights. Anyone want to build a fort out of cushions?about 5 hours ago from web
- I have a belly full of Bloody Mary and a black eye sprouting. Unbelievably, these two things are not connected.about 9 hours ago from web
- Death Race. Wow. I feel like shaking Joan Allen and sending her off to Laura Linney camp.9:23 PM Jul 18th from web
- I have been listening to a lot of Sean Kingston tonight. Good god, I hope this doesn't mean I'm going to start feeling irie anytime soon.9:06 PM Jul 18th from web
- @rumhud Time to immediately surf wikipedia's pages on evolution! There's some quality reading material for those little scamps.1:29 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to rumhud
- Thunderstorm, you are on notice for interrupting my awesome dream about creating animatronic Mad Balls. cf: http://www.madballs.com/1:03 PM Jul 18th from web
- Question: Why does rampant conservatism appear to go hand-in-hand with loving Jimmy Buffett? Is there a secret code in Margaritaville?5:43 AM Jul 18th from web
- We should live every week like it's Shark Week. (Thank you Tracy Morgan, modern day prophet.)6:54 PM Jul 17th from web
- @chrispackham I like the infant in the mustard blazer. 16 months old and ready for his lucrative career at Century 21.5:07 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to chrispackham
- Contemplating Foo for some drinks and post work relaxifying.3:31 PM Jul 15th from web
- Special K with red berries is my anti-drug.5:22 PM Jul 14th from web
- I have so many dishes to wash that I'm beginning to think that mogwais are secretly eating after midnight and leaving their plates. Jerks.3:59 PM Jul 14th from web
- Is anyone else watching the new Andrew W.K. show Destroy Build Destroy? This is CRAZY! It's like the DIsney Channel meets Clockwork Orange.4:45 PM Jul 13th from web
- .@jskit I just reserved my spot to be amongst the first to get #ECHO! http://bit.ly/echoinvite3:53 PM Jul 13th from web
- Suddenly contemplating becoming a vegetarian again. Please, someone stage an intervention! Remind me why I love cow!7:48 PM Jul 12th from web
- Just started watching The Shield. I'd like to see a faceoff between Vick Mackie and Omar from The Wire. Maybe they should have a talk show.2:47 PM Jul 12th from web
- There needs to be some kind of special timed sippy straw for people who drink cocktails too quickly, she says after drinking five cocktails.5:45 PM Jul 11th from web
- Gonna go to Foo later on to fulfill my social activity quotient for the day. Then - excessive geekery.3:11 PM Jul 11th from web
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- Name Crystal
- Location Melbourne, FL
- Web http://undorkable...
- Bio Aged in oak casks, I am a full-bodied red with hints of cinnamon, whimsy and Crisco.
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