underscorefred
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SNOW IN DECEMBER?! I'm starting to believe people fly around this time just be in predictable local television stories about flight delays.
about 3 hours ago
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Now that school is out of session, I'll be tweeting more. Like last break when I built that human powered car and solved hunger.
about 7 hours ago
from web
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Looks like we'll be paying off this December's purchases for 30 years at an interest rate of 5%. Also, everyone is getting myrhh this year.
about 7 hours ago
from web
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I didn't get you anything for the Holiday, but I do know a guy who can get 80% off on prescription drugs. I'll forward your email address.
about 8 hours ago
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I didn't order a side of insincere praise with my morning shitstorm.
11:41 AM Dec 18th
from web
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Looks like my end of year bonus might feature hot pockets and a handshake.
Anyone know if Sears takes Attaboys as legal tender?
9:53 AM Dec 15th
from web
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All I ever want for Christmas is for designers to stop reflecting products off a supposed reflective surface.
8:35 AM Dec 15th
from web
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Usually reserved for my mornings, I'm mixing it up tonight. I'm having beer for dinner.
6:40 PM Dec 14th
from web
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Actually, Waldo has been serving 12 to 25 at Folsom after knocking over a fruit stand that killed one and injured five on page two.
11:23 AM Dec 11th
from web
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My semesters are a lot like my first time; I get confused, I cry and then it's over.
5:36 PM Dec 10th
from web
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Just told a designer to reduce his nodes, which was funny for exactly one person in the world. Alright guys, it was funny to me.
10:17 AM Dec 9th
from web
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You guys ever have a teacher that doesn't give out A's, but has plenty of Condescending Judgment of Everything You Do?
8:30 PM Dec 8th
from web
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Found out tonight that the Internet is pretty much Wikipedia articles and websites with unattributed Wikipedia content from 2002.
9:53 PM Dec 6th
from web
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Who knew becoming an artist would turn into a lifelong passive income scam.
4:31 PM Dec 4th
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It's a dark day when I can't combine studying abroad and my girlfriend together into one decent joke.
3:05 PM Dec 1st
from web
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Hoping my Christmas present is 2,000 square feet and will cost me over $25,000 in interest over 30 years.
10:02 PM Nov 30th
from web
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Don't mock your professor's lifeblood if you've already made plans for a silent semester.
6:06 PM Nov 30th
from web
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@ Weird. All of my John Cage jokes are about Nick Cage. Actually, all of my hate can be linked back to Nick Cage.
9:25 PM Nov 29th
from Birdfeed
in reply to enrico7300
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Freud would say you left the bathroom door unlocked because you wanted me to see you brushing your teeth while on a conference call.
3:00 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Yeah, this one is going right in the 'ol portfolio (if I kept my portfolio in the bottom of a dumpster aflame).
4:49 PM Nov 20th
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