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  1. Fuck you, AutoZone. #fb
  2. Overheard at Best Buy: "How do I get music from cassettes onto this Äexternal DVD driveÑ?" #fb
  3. Alright, these are totally somebody else's pants that I am wearing...
  4. Hey Facebook! I'm happy for you, and Im'ma let you finish, but Twitter had one of the best server crashes of all time! #fb
  5. Tweeting from my Xbox. Not a good idea, Microsoft.
  6. Just got pretty sick at work. On the news, they're showing people camping about for the new Twilight movie already. #fb
  7. Sometimes I wish I worked the night shift just so I could actually wear winter clothes. A Texas winter is no winter at all.
  8. Just picked up a Lego Advent Calendar. w00t w00t!
  9. I'm at work and my socks feel wet. Sad.
  10. Are Chuck Taylors still cool if they're slip-ons?
  11. When the hell did I get drunk enough to install RealPlayer?
  12. I confuse Sweden and Switzerland a lot lately. #fb
  13. Today's high: 73°F. Current temperature: 75°F. #wtf
  14. There is no laughter in Slaughter Lane traffic right now. #fb
  15. Killin' Gnatzies. #fb
  16. Downloading some Crüe. #fb
  17. YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! #fb
  18. There goes that great night's sleep I had planned. #fb
  19. Yo #balloonboy, I'm really happy for you & I'mma let ya finish, but Amelia Earhart had one of the best disappea (cont) http://tl.gd/m7nr
  20. I wish @trent_reznor was still tweeting so I could ask him about his pants...