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  1. @cherryflavored um...no...senor Scott ees no here. You having wrong number. Muy big mistako.
  2. RT @sirspocksalot: @hadashi I like the way you think, sir! (I like that he thinks at all.)
  3. Tried to go to bed early last night. Didn't make it and for once, it wasn't my fault. Wish I could find a way to blame it on @hadashi.
  4. @sirspocksalot What do Jesus and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy have to do with each other?
  5. @ZayneAshe Welcome home.
  6. @Gutshot Why do I think that next week, a baby, an old man, and a fallen woman will band together to claim their vengence up you.
  7. @Lisa107b Ah, the British and their dry sense of humor. :)
  8. I'd probably know the answer if I'd gotten my copy of #allatwitter.
  9. Are there rules about hashtags? #randomwordsusedashashtags
  10. RT @ITStudios: New blog post: Don't forget the Hashtag! http://bit.ly/GZ4cy (Shouldn't there be a hashtag on this tweet?)
  11. @cherryflavored That's what she said. (Finally, that joke is appropriate.)
  12. stayed up past midnight. Up at 5:15. er...well...5:25. I probably need to turn up the volume on the alarm clock/radio.
  13. @DrThomas Twitter is looking at porn?
  14. @SFEley Beware. @DDog has amazing powers of mental manipulation.
  15. http://tiny12.tv/A2CVJ Well, that's a little annoying. Understandable, though. :)
  16. @trreed Not funny. My family owned a jerk store but this stupid economy ruined us. Everyone shops at Assh*les R Us now.
  17. @hadashi A killer sinus headache?? I saw them in concert a couple years ago. They did a great cover of "Eye in the sky".
  18. @cherryflavored Cool. You're the best, man. Of all the Cherrys I know, you're my favorite.
  19. So this guy wrote this book...http://allatwitterbook.com Can't wait to get my copy.
  20. @hadashi Yes you do. I just saw the movie "The Hangover". Want to go to Vegas?