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You can give a dude directions to the club, but you can't make him tip the stripper!9:37 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Vanity and laziness... A poor combination.9:33 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
...because if they value what you bring, they'll give you what you need!11:42 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Trying to be NECESSARY! Irrelevance is irreducible.10:33 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
You know how old you are by how many keys you have on your keyring. Schoolkid -- 1 house key. Old man -- A hulahoop full of 'em!12:07 AM Nov 7thfrom web
My brother-in-law is a Sports Terrorist. He just says stuff to stir up controversy. I called him, The Dallas Taliban. too rough?10:29 PM Nov 1stfrom web
We must learn how to distinguish the difference between our own fear and the voice of God.4:40 PM Oct 28thfrom web
No stronger proof of God than gettin a parkin spot dwntwn right by the door with a Maxwell show going on! And NO, it's not trivializing God!11:29 PM Oct 20thfrom web
