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unbornwhiskey

  1. Yep, in the bathroom, my pen flew out of my pocket and landed in the mysterious wetness
  2. @alicebolin Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I am a moral & sexual deviant activated by cocaine - Bret Easton Ellis protagonist
  3. @_brik_ Brik, I think you 'get' Twitter.
  4. @jess_pacheco I'm so glad! Hoping over here!
  5. @keyanastevens Drugs.
  6. @alicebolin Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but Henry James wrote Portrait of a Lady.
  7. STATUS: dude ranch youtube.com/watch?v=I6kfin…
  8. 2012: The Year We Cop the Chord Progression to Third Eye Blind's "Never Let You Go" Twice open.spotify.com/track/7m2KeZIN… open.spotify.com/track/5G0jUeDw…
  9. @jaubertmoniker @weedhitler Sext: Wooster adjusts his cuff-to-jacket ratio. Jeeves enters from a soft nowhere. "Right ho, Jeeves" "Yes, sir"
  10. @jaubertmoniker @weedhitler I'd pony up cash but they'd probably screw up the printing so it reads "Wodehouser"
  11. @rare_basement It is "The Wave." They stand, you stand. They sit down, you sit down. Sex has happened.
  12. RT @jess_pacheco Listen to Boz Scaggs at work.
  13. @dry_hugs And those Tears fuel a Perpetual Motion Machine that forms Elixirs & Pancakes.
  14. finally own miles' get up with it, complete with stark dedication instagr.am/p/KrW86cp-HH/