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  1. @desertnurse Boots?? I was expecting a picture of your feet....IN FLIP FLOPS. #cheeseandtriscuit #fullbodiedwhine about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to desertnurse
  2. @desertnurse I was expecting a picture of your feet. Disappointing. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to desertnurse
  3. Hey! Today is @desertnurse's birthday! You should all send him good wishes. Or give him boatloads of crap. I vote for the second one. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. After an evening of rolling around on the newly washed sheets, Gus The Cat is now a roaming advertisement for the fresh scent of Gain. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. Heh. RT @pnumea: Thanks for not noticing that my hobbies are all thinly veiled attempts to look at your ass about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @desertnurse Hunting and gathering do. Try to keep up. #iguessyourenotacaveman #heh about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to desertnurse
  7. @desertnurse I think it skipped the "hunting" part. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to desertnurse
  8. @desertnurse #copyingmeansdeleting about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to desertnurse
  9. @desertnurse It's Windows, so I'm pretty sure it's lying to you. #notprogress about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to desertnurse
  10. @desertnurse It's called Mac. As in cosmetics. Because a little lipstick always makes me feel better in times of pain. #protip #mypleasure about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to desertnurse
  11. @Jynxetta I'm so glad he's safe!! Yes: Very, very bad kitty! Punish him with 5,000 kisses and a gagillion squeezes!! 8:56 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to Jynxetta
  12. Dear Quasi-Celebrity I Used To Follow: Please do more than constantly retweet everyone telling you how awesome you are. 8:39 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  13. @Jynxetta Oh no! Sorry - am late seeing the tweets about your kitty. I hope you find him soon! Bless his heart. 11:08 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to Jynxetta
  14. @teleken *snort* You're terrible. 10:57 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to teleken
  15. @Dawnalive I am so disturbed and so heartbroken for this poor woman. This is the worst case I've ever seen. 10:55 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to Dawnalive
  16. *stumbles back up, covers Gus The Cat's eyes* 10:44 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  17. A SECOND DEAD CAT. *passes dramatically out* 10:43 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  18. RT @teleken: @umwhat Look at the bright side - never needs to be fed or brushed, no need for a litter box. ;) <--- Silver lining! Ish. 10:42 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  19. Oh dear, oh dear. This episode of Hoarders is so tragic and disturbing. Under all the trash in this woman's house...a dead, decaying cat. 10:34 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  20. @desertnurse Maybe that captain guy in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea used them? When he wasn't busy dodging giant sea monsters? #SEAVIEW 6:00 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to desertnurse
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