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  1. my computer boot-up fan sounds like a Tauntaun's plaintive cry for release from a Hoth winter
  2. Locusts and Honey (John the Methodist): Living With First-Person Shooter's Disease http://ff.im/5knya
  3. Proof that God is just and has a streak of dark humor. http://ping.fm/FVO14
  4. Mystery blob devouring Alaska coastline http://ff.im/5j9va
  5. @jhilde FINE, massage PRACTICE. But I assume they have a waiting area...also called a PARLOR!! :-)
  6. Massage Parlor nearby: "Complete restoration only comes through Jesus Christ b/c He is the best therapeutic experience!" http://ping.fm/ ...
  7. @CokesburyVBS The chorus absolutely does...5-6 of us (multi-generations) tried to nail it down and no ideas so far. So yes, please! Thanks!
  8. @Alces I changed that particular illustration at the last minute, so they had to settle for Harry Potter and Twilight. Will let you know!
  9. @CokesburyVBS what is the VBS 'you gotta show it' song's chorus based on? Its gonna keep me up at nite!
  10. I'm now absolutely positive that cats are moving forward in their plans for world domination: http://ping.fm/h6rG6
  11. @TreehugginStina I think a UM version would include a butane lighter coming off the left side, yes.
  12. Now that I'm in regular 100 degree weather, this is tempting: http://ping.fm/rfNoT
  13. For those clergy in dangerous contexts, here's the only Cross you need to carry: http://ping.fm/iGid0
  14. first sermon in new parish. Let's see how acceptable Star Wars references are in the plains...
  15. GUY: "yeah, I can help you. I have a PhD." ME: "Really? In what?" GUY: "A Post-hole digger. That'll get 'er done!"
  16. just LOVES local papers that override the fact that my spouse and I have different last names. PATRIARCHY!
  17. RT @lensweet "poor suspension" = weak shock absorbers; how's your faith's "suspension?" can it absorb life's shocks w/o hurting/hurtling U?
  18. @MattAlgren well said. In fact, that was epic.
  19. @williedeuel I have a flamethrower with the backpack fuel tank. Will that suffice?
  20. @MattAlgren I have clergy friends that do that and refuse to sign marriage certificates. It's a good idea if you can stand the heat...