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my computer boot-up fan sounds like a Tauntaun's plaintive cry for release from a Hoth winter8:10 AM Jul 17th from Ping.fm
Locusts and Honey (John the Methodist): Living With First-Person Shooter's Disease http://ff.im/5knya7:55 PM Jul 16th from FriendFeed
Proof that God is just and has a streak of dark humor. http://ping.fm/FVO147:35 PM Jul 16th from Ping.fm
Mystery blob devouring Alaska coastline http://ff.im/5j9va9:59 AM Jul 16th from FriendFeed
@jhilde FINE, massage PRACTICE. But I assume they have a waiting area...also called a PARLOR!! :-)9:21 AM Jul 16th from TwitZap in reply to jhilde
Massage Parlor nearby: "Complete restoration only comes through Jesus Christ b/c He is the best therapeutic experience!" http://ping.fm/ ...9:11 AM Jul 16th from Ping.fm
@CokesburyVBS The chorus absolutely does...5-6 of us (multi-generations) tried to nail it down and no ideas so far. So yes, please! Thanks!7:27 AM Jul 16th from TwitZap in reply to CokesburyVBS
@Alces I changed that particular illustration at the last minute, so they had to settle for Harry Potter and Twilight. Will let you know!7:25 AM Jul 16th from TwitZap in reply to Alces
@CokesburyVBS what is the VBS 'you gotta show it' song's chorus based on? Its gonna keep me up at nite!4:05 PM Jul 15th from Ping.fm
I'm now absolutely positive that cats are moving forward in their plans for world domination: http://ping.fm/h6rG69:20 AM Jul 14th from Ping.fm
@TreehugginStina I think a UM version would include a butane lighter coming off the left side, yes.7:27 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to TreehugginStina
Now that I'm in regular 100 degree weather, this is tempting: http://ping.fm/rfNoT7:26 AM Jul 14th from Ping.fm
For those clergy in dangerous contexts, here's the only Cross you need to carry: http://ping.fm/iGid06:50 AM Jul 14th from Ping.fm
first sermon in new parish. Let's see how acceptable Star Wars references are in the plains...6:08 AM Jul 12th from Ping.fm
GUY: "yeah, I can help you. I have a PhD." ME: "Really? In what?" GUY: "A Post-hole digger. That'll get 'er done!"4:44 PM Jul 10th from TwitZap
just LOVES local papers that override the fact that my spouse and I have different last names. PATRIARCHY!9:37 AM Jul 10th from Ping.fm
RT @lensweet "poor suspension" = weak shock absorbers; how's your faith's "suspension?" can it absorb life's shocks w/o hurting/hurtling U?9:36 AM Jul 10th from TwitZap
@MattAlgren well said. In fact, that was epic.7:55 AM Jul 10th from TwitZap in reply to MattAlgren
@williedeuel I have a flamethrower with the backpack fuel tank. Will that suffice?7:22 AM Jul 10th from TwitZap in reply to williedeuel
@MattAlgren I have clergy friends that do that and refuse to sign marriage certificates. It's a good idea if you can stand the heat...10:54 AM Jul 9th from TwitZap in reply to MattAlgren