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  1. Apparently my hat was fucking up the dining ambience of the goddamn steakhouse.
  2. @msrefreshin you're dumb
  3. The parking lot dude at work just asked me where I've been.
  4. Tuna head! http://is.gd/1cJQj
  5. kwisatz haderach. hello, nerds!
  6. went to bed at night. woke up in the morning. do people really live like this? it's kind of depressing.
  7. It's journey Friday! Nuthin' but Steve Perry.
  8. @msrefreshin physics
  9. Learning Tagalog so I can hang with Glenda's moms.
  10. @msrefreshin exactly what are you trying to say about my life?
  11. Still at work! My job is awesome!
  12. someone is loudly vomiting outside my apartment.
  13. Wondering if I could outsource my social obligations.
  14. carne adovado in the oven!
  15. @janekimwho congratulations! now get a job, slacker!
  16. I can say "big watermelon" in seven languages.
  17. Thick fog at the beach. Cool.
  18. "you woke me up for that?" turns out to be a perfectly acceptable response to a phone call from work an hour ago.
  19. "combines genetic material from more common types of pig, bird and human flus." it's a FLU VOLTRON!
  20. The 2 constants of my SF experience, drunk and cold.