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This hearing is going to end before he finishes his opening speech. Let's get to the finger pointing already!
| Robert Byrd. I don't remember what he's talking about by the time he gets to the end of a sentence. |
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| I'm not drunk I just have an inner ear infection. Balance is overrated. |
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| I just ate the fortune in my fortune cookie. |
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| @hsb I told you it's hard to find good sysadnins |
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| I woke up at 8am on a Saturday. And then I left the house. The end days, I tell you. |
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| Eagerly anticipating the rapture so I can find some goddamn parking in this city |
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| I think the ladies at the banh mi shop were making rude comments about me. |
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| @hsb jokpal, not jjokpari! |
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| @hsb no time. Too busy eating pigs feet. |
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| @hsb you want sushi recs? |
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| This is the nicest day I've ever seen in NY. |
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| Ok, seriously... what's with all the friendliness nyc? You're diluting my haterade. |
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| Peruvian chino restaurant ftw! |
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| @kariume obligatory come to dark side comment here |
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| My first saturday night in NYC in 7 years and I'm sitting at home sewing. I am old. |
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| Wow. So this is where all the Japanese people in the US are. |
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| Why do people in ny hang out on medians? |
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| Dean, Harold... Both fired. |
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| 30 minutes until I officially REALLY START EATING(tm). |
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