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@sawcebox I'll spoil the joke and go 'buh?!' about 4 hours ago from web in reply to sawcebox
@smuckingfart Hahaha I got it covered, easily. But thank you. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to smuckingfart
Weight lifting with cat underneath feet: great dexterity needed to keep from tripping with heavy weights to fall onto. about 7 hours ago from web
So someone I thought was pretty cool turned out to be a jackass. Nice, except not really. about 10 hours ago from web
That was a fun little set of errands, checking out Del Tech for the first time in ages. 12:29 PM Dec 15th from web
@sawcebox You know how I feel at my own workplace now daily. 8:42 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to sawcebox
@sawcebox No but now I'm worried to imagine it. Hahaha. 11:02 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to sawcebox
Yeeeehaaaaaw packin's done! 8:31 PM Dec 9th from web
Is it too much to ask for sunny weather for once when outside? Seriously, EVERY SINGLE TIME I have time off, it's rainy as hell. Christ. 10:43 AM Dec 8th from web
@betweenfailures I can only wonder what you're seeing in it then... 8:28 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to betweenfailures
@betweenfailures Are they even worth domesticating? 8:25 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to betweenfailures
needs to watch Venture Bros. more often, but he is turned off by the fandom being fan-dumb. 8:25 PM Dec 7th from web
Nicole Richie aware of Chris-Chan? Good God, Hollywood's gonna get a hold of him. 11:02 AM Dec 6th from web
@spookychan Howso on Mortal Kombat? 8:20 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to spookychan
Needs new phone badly. 12:32 AM Dec 5th from web
I gotta start running much more harder and drinking more water again. My running skill is down the bloody tubes again... 8:13 PM Dec 2nd from web
@sawcebox Hey you get one. Be happy. :P 4:43 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to sawcebox
Must say the bad news in New York has killed today. 2:22 PM Dec 2nd from web
At least I get off work today, surprisingly. Woken up by phone to be told that. Shyeah, December. Now to just take a bath. 1:06 PM Dec 2nd from web
@sawcebox KINDA AWESOME AMIRITE 10:49 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to sawcebox