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  1. Who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store? #moonfruit
  2. @douglasdodgson How was "Whatever Works"?
  3. Cats! Allergies! VENGEANCE.
  4. "There are no spare chickens ." -- @AllanX
  5. "There is no light in the chicken barn." -- @AllanX
  6. "My bedroom is like Disneyland for cats." -- @AllanX
  7. Tribute Band Rule #1, as per @chickenlittle: If you arent old enough to remember when Nirvana were new, you cant sing in a Doors cover band.
  8. Hunger Artists have annual, ironic "white trash barbeque". I am currently living the real, non-ironic version.
  9. An immutable truth of human existence: no matter how upscale the location, the most disgusting room in it will always be the men's restroom.
  10. Teahouse closed early for the 4th of July. Typical lazy redcoats. No dedication to oppression. This is why the Falklands rebelled, you know.
  11. Celebrating Independence Day by taking in high tea with @chickenlittle at the Sussex Teapot, while faking British accents. Right-o, guv'ner!
  12. Roommate's demon cat shuns all human contact save for mine, for secretly it knows me to be allergic and wishes sickness and plague upon me.
  13. Let's just pretend I had some clever way of working in #moonfruit to the conversation.
  14. RT @stephenfry: I knew that titty-arsed self-help wank was all hooey. Bow down before empiricism, quacks & mountebanks. http://tr.im/qQfX
  15. Teenagers, overheard at bookstore: "Daniel Defoe? Like, Willem Dafoe's dad wrote a book?"
  16. Further: new roommate has been playing MMORPG since 9am in living room. It feels like I'm living in a house with obnoxious teenagers.
  17. Things That Displease Me Tonight: "The Hurt Locker" is not playing in OC; my computer is not fully functional; life is not more exciting.
  18. @danemainman Not to be all negative here, dude, but you realize that they don't hire kids off the street to write blockbuster movies, right?
  19. Unrecognized mouse driver problem now fixed on re-installed OS. Problems remaining: everything else.
  20. Tried to spend day writing, but computer decided I would have better time re-installing OS, cursing the non-responsiveness of all drivers.