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- Who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store? #moonfruit34 minutes ago from web
- @douglasdodgson How was "Whatever Works"?about 2 hours ago from web in reply to douglasdodgson
- Cats! Allergies! VENGEANCE.about 2 hours ago from web
- "There are no spare chickens ." -- @AllanXabout 6 hours ago from Tweed
- "There is no light in the chicken barn." -- @AllanXabout 6 hours ago from Tweed
- "My bedroom is like Disneyland for cats." -- @AllanXabout 6 hours ago from Tweed
- Tribute Band Rule #1, as per @chickenlittle: If you arent old enough to remember when Nirvana were new, you cant sing in a Doors cover band.about 20 hours ago from web
- Hunger Artists have annual, ironic "white trash barbeque". I am currently living the real, non-ironic version.7:47 PM Jul 4th from Tweed
- An immutable truth of human existence: no matter how upscale the location, the most disgusting room in it will always be the men's restroom.5:47 PM Jul 4th from Tweed
- Teahouse closed early for the 4th of July. Typical lazy redcoats. No dedication to oppression. This is why the Falklands rebelled, you know.3:16 PM Jul 4th from Tweed
- Celebrating Independence Day by taking in high tea with @chickenlittle at the Sussex Teapot, while faking British accents. Right-o, guv'ner!1:03 PM Jul 4th from web
- Roommate's demon cat shuns all human contact save for mine, for secretly it knows me to be allergic and wishes sickness and plague upon me.11:17 AM Jul 4th from Tweed
- Let's just pretend I had some clever way of working in #moonfruit to the conversation.10:39 AM Jul 4th from Tweed
- RT @stephenfry: I knew that titty-arsed self-help wank was all hooey. Bow down before empiricism, quacks & mountebanks. http://tr.im/qQfX1:05 AM Jul 4th from BeTwittered
- Teenagers, overheard at bookstore: "Daniel Defoe? Like, Willem Dafoe's dad wrote a book?"9:20 PM Jul 3rd from Tweed
- Further: new roommate has been playing MMORPG since 9am in living room. It feels like I'm living in a house with obnoxious teenagers.7:50 PM Jul 3rd from Tweed
- Things That Displease Me Tonight: "The Hurt Locker" is not playing in OC; my computer is not fully functional; life is not more exciting.7:47 PM Jul 3rd from Tweed
- @danemainman Not to be all negative here, dude, but you realize that they don't hire kids off the street to write blockbuster movies, right?5:10 PM Jul 3rd from Tweed in reply to danemainman
- Unrecognized mouse driver problem now fixed on re-installed OS. Problems remaining: everything else.3:08 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Tried to spend day writing, but computer decided I would have better time re-installing OS, cursing the non-responsiveness of all drivers.12:10 PM Jul 3rd from web
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- Name ''Greg Adkins''
- Location Orange County, CA
- Bio I exist.
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