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It takes 10 people to change a light bulb because 9 of us are on Twitterabout 13 hours ago from web
@maisnon @fjmoricca @14thRoad @evliving @SherryPCMO @butterfly2 @Imadillo thanks for the RT :)about 13 hours ago from web in reply to maisnon
if rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?6:19 PM Jul 8th from web
wants a Sunggie made out of ShamWow material6:28 PM Jul 7th from web
It's better to be quiet and let them THINK you're stupid, than to speak and let them KNOW it.6:56 PM Jul 6th from web
@ShelliCindberg @EMarketingGuru @CoachLouisa @claygirlcan @ditesco @Jan_Geronimo Thanks for the RT and FF6:53 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to ShelliCindberg
is counting it down; only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.6:48 PM Jun 29th from web
thanks@Jan_Geronimo i hope so @Nectarfizz mix of quotes&origanal stuff or hybrid @TranceBabyXx @givemebargains Thx for RT & #squarespace6:46 PM Jun 29th from web
says silence is golden but duct tape is silver7:16 PM Jun 28th from web
#squarespace @Jan_Geronimo Thanks for the RT @addyt no i don't have a list @Zorlone plastic with dust on them? @Nectarfizz maybe7:15 PM Jun 28th from web
wondering what people in China call their good dishes?7:08 PM Jun 27th from web
@julielhoffmann @eeUS @RichLeighton @Jan_Geronimo @jeffreyccharles @janstirling @gregnotcraig thx for the RT and #squarespace7:07 PM Jun 27th from web
Can't find Sesame Street on my GPS; Can you tell me how to get there?6:55 PM Jun 26th from web
@ditesco @Jan_Geronimo @dailycuntpunch Thanks for FF and thanks #squarespace6:53 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to ditesco
the entrepreneur in me thinks I should be selling rocks in the streets of Iran.5:50 PM Jun 24th from web
never go to a Doctor whose plants are dead in the waiting room!3:23 PM Jun 23rd from web
as long as you get it @Nectarfizz thanks @AnisaBintYussuf Thanks for RT @gregnotcraig @d_pirola and #squarespace3:23 PM Jun 23rd from web
has a stepladder; It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that he never knew his real ladder6:43 PM Jun 20th from web
"Intelligence is the slave of awareness."- Preacher Moss6:36 PM Jun 19th from web
@ChoclatDoll @givemebargains @maisnon @skipzilla @anthonylojac @carltonsent @ditesco @TopKaat @amexus thx for RT and FF and #squarespace6:36 PM Jun 19th from web in reply to ChoclatDoll

Name Umar Nasir
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