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  1. PROTIP: White men should never, ever have dreads.
  2. PROTIP: #northampton #smith Diva's is not a gay bar. It's a gay friendly dance club. In gay bars dudes blow rails off of cock in the gents.
  3. PROTIP: "Nerdcore" isn't hip hop. It's novelty music for white people with no sense of humor.
  4. PROTIP: Add @grindhouseland and read www.grindhouseland.com
  5. PROTIP: Marketing isn't magick.
  6. PROTIP: You're not going to be a rock star, a college professor, or a novelist. You have wasted your life trying.
  7. PROTIP: Ugly for the sake of originality is stupid.
  8. PROTIP: Fairy tales are for babies. Reality is awesome.
  9. PROTIP: Western swing is better than whatever crap ironic hipsters are pretending to enjoy this week.
  10. PROTIP: Obama is lying. http://tinyurl.com/atdzbb
  11. PROTIP: Pabst sucks. Drink Miller High Life.
  12. PROTIP: #duffy is weak. Amy Winehouse sans crack is boring.
  13. PROTIP: Add @ulylaz_delinews
  14. PROTIP: Magick doesn't work unless you're Padre Engo, Rex Church, or Danny Chaoflux.