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  1. Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard. http://bit.ly/8dwY67 about 6 hours ago from Facebook
  2. ULTRA & PRIVILEGE TONIGHT - BIGGEST PARTY IN SWFL! TEXT THE WORD "LIST" TO 239-258-0900 TO GET ON THE GUEST LIST... http://bit.ly/5qexex 3:26 PM Dec 5th from Facebook
  3. @shannacorrina Come see @shannacorrina tonight at ULTRA!!! She is on the cover of magazines, and now you can watch her gogo dance!!! 3:24 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to shannacorrina
  4. @shannacorrina girl, send pictures! :) 3:22 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to shannacorrina
  5. Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done. http://bit.ly/4BU3LT 12:20 PM Dec 5th from Facebook
  6. I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. Gotta buy a garage door closer now. Where do they sell those?? http://bit.ly/4rfCDD 8:25 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
  7. It is easier to believe in God than to accept the blame ourselves. http://bit.ly/7elTzr 8:16 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
  8. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. http://bit.ly/6tjc8Z 8:14 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
  9. Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal for impotent husbands? It's called Nut'n Raisin Honey ! http://bit.ly/6ZScA0 7:48 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
  10. Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. http://bit.ly/6e5iZP 7:24 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
  11. You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it. http://bit.ly/7oDB4a 7:24 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
  12. ULTRA LADIES NIGHT TONIGHT!!! LADIES GET IN & DRINK FREE UNTIL 12! FOR ALL OTHERS, THERE IS THE GUEST LIST: TEXT... http://bit.ly/86dMcR 7:24 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
  13. Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition. http://bit.ly/82XEG0 7:22 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
  14. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. http://bit.ly/8XIuDy 9:55 AM Dec 2nd from Facebook
  15. If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. http://bit.ly/6JBPXy 9:53 AM Dec 2nd from Facebook
  16. You can't scare me, I have children. http://bit.ly/4Bj7WT 9:53 AM Dec 2nd from Facebook
  17. What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? http://bit.ly/77DW9m 9:52 AM Dec 2nd from Facebook
  18. The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. http://bit.ly/5mrAmh 9:50 AM Dec 2nd from Facebook
  19. GET ON THE GUEST LIST FOR ULTRA FOR FREE COVER TONIGHT, THE PARTY IS GOINGTO BE INSANE!!! ********TEXT THE WORD... http://bit.ly/4weY1K 9:11 AM Dec 2nd from Facebook
  20. http://bit.ly/5ppmaP 12:41 PM Dec 1st from Facebook
  • Name Kristian Alekov
  • Location Naples, FL
  • Web http://www.myspac...
  • Bio I own 2 of the best Night Clubs in SWFL - ULTRA & Privilege... love meeting new ppl & making new friends, so drop me a line and let's party!
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