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  1. "I dont miss sex because I still have fun by myself." -@TheRihannaFenty
  2. @marcellusholmes I surely do! U know ur jeals and wanna play ;)
  3. Ur jus jeals! RT @Francis_Oliver @uhleeeeesuh you don't know how to play super mario bros. You're a girl. You don't know how to do anything
  4. Super Mario Bros Wii FTW!!
  5. Mishu too, mi amor! We got this doe. Just u & me <3 RT @somarlavous @uhleeeeesuh MISHU BABY. Game plan on lock.
  6. s(he) be(lie)ve(d).
  7. Sitting in an empty BART car cuz I'm the only one that has work. Ugh.
  8. RT @Karl_Lagerfeld I like imagination -- and the way I think things could be, had been, or should be -- better than reality.
  9. Gramma's advice about bfs: "he should obey u! but u don't have to obey him!"
  10. i love u2, @meesow00! thx for bein the bestest kawa koala bear <3 ps told u Vegas would call! haaaa!
  11. @marcellusholmes Don't u mean Team Abs? ;)
  12. Eeek!! Daddy and I just caught a mouse!! http://twitpic.com/qttn4
  13. A cop just pulled over the car I was about to pass up. LML.
  14. "I met him on a scavenger hunt. It was so romantical."
  15. Longest. Day. Everrr.
  16. Missed our flight due to drunken hot messes.
  17. Ugh! None of the bffs are answering my phone calls!
  18. Hangover prevention. Whaaaa?! What chu know bout dat dzoe?! http://twitpic.com/qcvhm
  19. U don't wanna prance to me?! I'll karate shock u!!
  20. Do u want me to dance to ... ALL OF YOOOOU?!! (insert some sort of foreign accent, perhaps Turkish?)