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At the midnight show of Twilight: New Moon. Apparently Lane Bryant tie in.8:34 PM Nov 19thfrom txt
We got Dyson Air Blade hand dryers at work. They are pretty neat, but $2000 for a hand dryer is a little extreme, yeah?7:41 AM Nov 16thfrom txt
Sighted on Campus: a guy w/ tee saying "I eat pussy like a fat girl eats cake." There was a picture, too.8:11 AM Nov 5thfrom txt
@JrMozart we have automatic infrared hand sanitizers all over school... you walk past and it squirts foam into your hand. 10x a day...2:06 PM Nov 1stfrom API
I'm watching Wendy Williams at work, and she is using a lighter to heat up and then eat Beef Jerky while she interviews a MelPl star. Class.6:33 AM Oct 26thfrom API