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@girljungle SQUEEEE! Tim Bits Hockey! 13 minutes ago from TwitBird iPhone in reply to girljungle
Les Stroud > Bear Grylls. Every day of the week, and twice on Sunday. 38 minutes ago from TwitBird iPhone
The dog is being playful, tossing her rope around the office. The Bad News: she just smoked me in the head with it. about 11 hours ago from web
Yes, I am aware that my shirt isn't ironed. It's the new fashion. Le Fuck Off. It's French, you uncultured swine. about 12 hours ago from web
found 'Wayne's World' on i.TV! Party time! Excellent! http://i.tv/s/1ex4/1ex4 7:05 PM Nov 24th from web
@whymomdrinksrum *lip quiver* Oh dear gawd no. You didn't!! WHYYYYYY?!?!!!1!!! 3:55 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to whymomdrinksrum
@whymomdrinksrum Did my mom call you too? 3:46 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to whymomdrinksrum
@cosmicgirlie THAT + Bailey's in my morning coffee = Christmas! 12:30 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to cosmicgirlie
@ETCanada Is Lunch cancer a by-product of Lung cancer? #spellcheck 10:24 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to ETCanada
@star_gazing And my eyebrows! They're gone baby, gone. 9:30 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to star_gazing
Jeezus woman! Did you eat an onion for breakfast?! 9:25 AM Nov 24th from web
I have a smart dog. I left a bite of bagel on my desk as a test. I come back, and she's eating the napkin. *facepalm* 7:24 AM Nov 24th from Duo for iPhone
@mrskutcher Just watched Ghost for the umpteenth time. You are the Queen of the One Eyed Cry. 8:09 PM Nov 23rd from TwitBird iPhone
From my iPod touch - Pearl Jam "Yellow Ledbetter " ♫ http://twt.fm/340944 #tweetthebeat 5:12 AM Nov 23rd from web
@X929 Buuuuuuurn! 7:23 PM Nov 22nd from TwitBird iPhone in reply to X929
@gusgreeper Cheers, big ears! *shudder* 7:22 PM Nov 22nd from TwitBird iPhone in reply to gusgreeper
@gusgreeper Great movie! 5:51 PM Nov 22nd from TwitBird iPhone in reply to gusgreeper
@mrrocknroll That show breaks my heart! 3:39 PM Nov 22nd from TwitBird iPhone in reply to mrrocknroll
I just parboiled my finger in the spaghetti. 3:28 PM Nov 22nd from Duo for iPhone
I would bare knuckle box a horde of maladjusted squirrels for a heating pad and a bucket of poutine right now. 2:01 PM Nov 22nd from Duo for iPhone

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Name Kristi-Lea
Location Calgary, AB
Bio Is it bad that I'm starting to like my dog more than my kids? At least the dog listens to me. Most of the time. If I'm holding a treat.

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