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  1. RT @jvannoord http://twitpic.com/uuzbd - A helpful reminder
  2. @blueninjadeb It wouldn't fit in a tweet.
  3. @blueninjadeb I'm sure I've written others, but it came as such a shock to those that discovered it that I thought others might want to know
  4. News flash: I wrote a bug. About two years ago.
  5. My phone is ringing off the proverbial hook today. Amazingly, AT&T has yet to drop (or otherwise disrupt) a call.
  6. "Ow!" is not what you want to hear when the guy in the kitchen is using a Vitamix.
  7. OH: You can throw a two by four in a Vitamix, turn it on, and get a high fiber breakfast drink.
  8. Apologies to all those who had downloaded the tweet with the typo.
  9. @StephenLJohnson Can't hire *every* good developer. Can't even fit 'em all in a tweet: @jvannoord @bradleygr @ddunkin @watters @schwegs...
  10. Logos is looking for top-notch software developers of nearly any specialty: http://www.logos.com/jobs
  11. There are 11644473600 seconds between 1/1/1601 and 1/11970 if anyone wants to know. Like for converting between FILETIME and Unix time.
  12. Do chemists pour milk before coffee?You're supposed to pour bases before acids, right?
  13. My ThinkPad emits a high-pitched whine in the presence of cell phones: which is always. It's one of the most annoying things I've ever heard
  14. You can lead a user to text, but you can't make him read.
  15. @Terpening Not snowing snowing. Just the occasional flake to make you wonder if you really saw what you thought you saw.
  16. There is frozen precipitation in Bellingham. You have to really pay attention to see it, but it's there.
  17. We need some winter interns. The fridge is totally out of soda!
  18. Braving the cold to get another box of cider mix from the main office. Where's an intern when you need one?
  19. Sunshine is thoroughly overrated. I'd like my cloudy skies back, plzkthxbye.
  20. Time for the annual Mitchell furniture rearrangement event! Who knows how things will end up this time?