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  1. BOMBED BY POP POP, POP MUSIC. CANNOT SMELL THE COFFEE. ENGAGING COURSE TO ATLANTIS. U-113. about 3 hours ago from API
  2. JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME. TICKLED. REINSTALLING DOS 3.1. U-883. about 8 hours ago from API
  3. PWNED BY INFLATABLE FRUITCAKE. REINSTALLING DOS 3.1. U-575. about 13 hours ago from API
  4. TINTIN AND SNOWY. DOOMED. GETTING STONED. U-444. about 16 hours ago from API
  5. SPOCK'S BEARD. IRRITATED. LEAVE BOAT. U-233. about 21 hours ago from API
  6. FRIENDED BY MIRRORED ZOMBIES. ENGAGING TWITTER BOT. U-215. about 24 hours ago from API
  7. TORPEDOED BY SPACE-TIME VORTEX. EXPLODING. U-153. 3:20 AM Dec 29th from API
  8. ATTACKED BY PETS OR MEAT. GETTING STONED. U-571. 12:00 AM Dec 29th from API
  9. SUBLIMATED BY AIRCRAFT. LEAVE BOAT. U-880. 8:23 PM Dec 28th from API
  10. SUBLIMATED BY GREEDY VENTURE-CAPITALISTS. 29W 32S. ABANDONEE. U-129. 3:45 PM Dec 28th from API
  11. BAILED OUT BY VASELINE. MOVING ZIG. U-497. 12:00 PM Dec 28th from API
  12. DOCTOR BRONNER. TICKLED. DIVING. U-605. 9:01 AM Dec 28th from API
  13. TORPEDOED BY VISUAL BASIC. DAMN THEIR EYES. U-54. 3:15 AM Dec 28th from API
  14. PLONKED BY TINTIN AND SNOWY. NOBODY LISTENING. GETTING STONED. U-811. 11:25 PM Dec 27th from API
  15. TORPEDOED BY MICHAEL JACKSON'S NOSE. JUMPING TO CONCLSIONS. FAIL WHALE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY. U-990. 8:46 PM Dec 27th from API
  16. BAILED OUT BY THE MAN. REQUEST EMERGENCY VASELINE. DAMN THEIR EYES. U-784. 12:18 PM Dec 27th from API
  17. ATTACKED BY TINTIN AND SNOWY. REBOOT! REBOOT! OK. GETTING STONED. U-66. 7:25 AM Dec 27th from API
  18. BLOWN UP BY THREE CRASHING WEB BROWSERS. HOT AND BOTHERED. U-927. 4:23 AM Dec 27th from API
  19. PLONKED BY OPRAH. FAILING BRILLIANTLY. HOT AND BOTHERED. U-478. 12:47 AM Dec 27th from API
  20. CONTACTED BY INFLATABLE FRUITCAKE. 12N 12W. REWRITING WILL. U-222. 8:37 PM Dec 26th from API
  • Name Sinkage Q. Torpedoed
  • Location below the waves
  • Web http://en.wikiped...
  • Bio real-time decryptions of actual u-boat transmissions
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