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  1. @myztikjenz @mdhughes-TextMate 2 has become the Duke Nukem Forever of the text editing world
  2. @adambant-Filter, actually.
  3. Okay, GE, what the HELL is up with 37 and 52 watt light bulbs? Yeah, yeah, I know-GO GREEN. Dubious marketing bullshit doesn't make it true.
  4. "Cheetah" Woods. This is why I love the English language. #Tiger #Woods
  5. RT @hotdogsladies: GE has invented a 100w bulb that's 5% more efficient; it's a fucking *95w* bulb Yeah. I'M the cynical one. Jesus. h ... ...
  6. One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do, Two can be as bad as one, It's the loneliest number since the number one
  7. Finishing the day with "Short Bus" by Filter...
  8. No. Hell no. I realize this is voluntary, but I'm sick of Google tentacles into everything. They R No different than MS-http://bit.ly/6V5e3t
  9. If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
  10. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.
  11. In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain.
  12. Apparently there is something call the "Best Damn Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant" and it's on Fox Sports South in HD. Now! Really!!
  13. @cabel-searching for buried treasure as it were, eh, Moriarty?
  14. I remember those heady days of the '80s where leg warmers were the shit, mens hair was big and sassy and us kids traded our warez @ 1200baud
  15. @chrispirillo-What's Facebook?
  16. Time to get wet-No, not that kind of wet, or the other kind of wet,...oh, fuck it, never mind....
  17. @ConNews No, no, you've got it wrong. That's actually part of a new program called Medicare Part R. It's a feature, not a bug...
  18. @IconfactoryDave I prefer Wire, myself
  19. Exactly how much money would one need to pay Will Ferrell not to make another movie EVER again? Perhaps I should begin taking donations now?
  20. Apparently, NC made a bargain with the Earth that gives us two straight days of cold-ass rain for one day of sunny skies and mild temps...