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  1. The fact that Hollywood considers a $100m movie a bargain and $200m the norm speaks to their complete lack of living in reality. Take a toke
  2. My idea for the Cowboys would be to have the Cheerleaders alternate weeks with the regular players. Hell, I can't see them doing any worse.
  3. Well, apparently my correlation between Romo dumping Jessica Simpson and the Cowboys getting better is shot to Hell. Dear Cowboys, you suck!
  4. @GunRights-Isn't it funny how they want you to build a castle with chopsticks and a chisel so they can have more money for drapes and sheets
  5. 2012 starts TODAY! 2012 STARTS today!! 2012 STARTS TODAY!!! Hey Roland, you do know I can't capitalize 2012, right? Wait, you want more !!!!
  6. @capttaco-Excellent idea...
  7. HOLY SHIT!!! I actually saw and felt sunshine come through the window...oh wait, nevermind, it's gone again
  8. Something Wicked This Way Comes....
  9. My theme song for the day is "A Silhouette of Doom" by Ennio Morricone.
  10. One day set aside is not enough to thank the men and women who fought and died for our freedom. Thank you and God Bless You and your familie
  11. Have these morons ever watched The Island of Dr Moreau? Dark Angel? http://bit.ly/ojmeT
  12. What. The. Hell? I just saw a squirrel paddling a canoe made out of walnut shells down my street....had a pretty good stroke too.
  13. To those of you who didn't grow up in the South (don't worry, I didn't either), this what we call a good old fashioned FROG STRANGLER...
  14. GOOD MORNING EAST SEATTLE....uhm, ehr, wait a minute, this isn't East Seattle is it? Good grief, I just saw a trout in a raincoat drive by !
  15. @panache - NO IT ISN"T!!! GOD KNOWS, THE SANCTITY OF THE THRONE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY THROWN OUT THE WINDOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!
  16. @gedeon If it is, we'll see it on Hulu tomorrow.
  17. AND THE STEELERS SCORE OFF POLAMALU INTERCEPTION!!!!! #mnf
  18. JEEZ, Polamalu is a BEAST!!!! #mnf
  19. Wow, these pretzels are making me REALLY hungry
  20. These pretzels are making me thirsty