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  1. Remember kids, today we give thanks for stealing land from a kind and welcoming group of people. Way to go John smith. I like pecan pie alot about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Remember kids, today we give thanks b/c a bunch of aristocratic farmers didn't want to pay their taxes. about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. http://yfrog.com/37xcfvj 5:40 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  4. My brother shot my face with the x-Ray gun an told me after 8 years and no dental visits- zero cavities! Suckit. 5:40 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  5. Hello there lil lady, do we get to cuddle?... 12:31 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  6. Movember.com folks. Prostate cancer awareness brought to u by my said mustache. Party on!! http://yfrog.com/33ia1j 2:45 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  7. @VederaMusic- totally! Hey Kristen, you wanna sing that jam again with us in December? We loved it when you came out!! 9:41 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to VederaMusic
  8. Sea birds are deep divers. Just saying. Planet earth speaks volumes only when narrated by David Attenborough. Sigourney Weaver is no bueno. 9:31 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  9. The weirdest thing about me is my brother is a dentist. On an unrelated note I have refused to speak one word today. 7:03 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  10. Me iPhone pictures are like a visual map of last year. Makes my cheeks hurt with memory smiles. 3:30 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  11. Movemver mustache update comming soon!!::: visit movember.com and help create awareness. 3:22 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  12. Brain dance 12:40 AM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  13. Today I refused food so I could consume only the purest infusion of pineapple vodka. Also, nick amdni are working on a tune for... 9:07 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  14. No no pretty blondie, when you are a dick to a guy upon introduction, you have to put my D in your mouth before I treat u nice again.tsk 9:05 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  15. Atlanta. Do u want to get married today so that tomorrow our show will be like consummation on our wedding night. Bring extra perfume girls. 2:42 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  16. Last night we all drank the tropical vodka infusion I had been cultivating for the last 3 days. It was dubbed "rape juice". Everyone cashed. 3:07 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  17. I would rather walk into an elevator that smelled of shit then one that reaks of aftershave/grandma. Maybe I smell like grandma. 12:50 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  18. I would rather walk into an elevator that smelled of shit then one that reals of putrid aftershave/grandma. Just saying. 12:45 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  19. Mo/ vember thus far. Mustaches to create awareness of prostate cancer. Movember.com http://yfrog.com/3ls7xmj http://yfrog.com/auq1oj 12:21 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  20. So we talked it over and want to end the tour of this record on Dec 14 @ the Roxy in LA. You better be there. 11:29 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific