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  1. Forget just cleaning em , i'm going to paint the darn cabinets too while i'm at it
  2. Wondering who played the bank mgr in The Dark Knight...wasn't he also the financier in Heat? #movies #trivia
  3. Wherever there is sin, someone must die. We can pay the penalty for our own sin, which is our own eternal, spiritual... http://bit.ly/5o5CPn
  4. being @ a place like this make one want a horse tranquilizer
  5. is about to hang some light fixtures #nervous lol
  6. is unleashing his inner joe dirt w a little freebird action
  7. is amazed at the power of caffeine
  8. The thoughtful bear always defeats the frivolous monkey ΓΌ Achmed The Dead Terrorist
  9. Disregard previous tweet. going to go w jeff dunham on comedy channel instead
  10. World's Dumbest or Mythbusters marathon...decisions decisions...
  11. is beyond happy he doesn't have to get up at the buttcrack of dawn and take part in the insanity known as Black Friday
  12. is watching a movie and waiting to get his grub on :-)
  13. Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow and you find out the leprechauns went and booby-trapped it #movies #quotes
  14. Dictionary.com Brobdingnagian: adj. gigantic; #random #funny #word
  15. Gotta say, The Carpenters are kinda depressing imo
  16. yup chili pie was awesome...now its naptime, right
  17. is hoping the next 30 minutes before frito chili pie time go quickly
  18. Hopefully i'll get the hang of this crap eventually...unfortunately that might not be anytime soon :-/
  19. Gosh, why is it I feel like I just need to tune out the noise that's running through my brain right now...I can't he... http://bit.ly/78vzJc
  20. Holy crap the little cussing decepticon cracks my butt up!