tylersorrells
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Forget just cleaning em , i'm going to paint the darn cabinets too while i'm at it
about 7 hours ago
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Wondering who played the bank mgr in The Dark Knight...wasn't he also the financier in Heat?
about 9 hours ago
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Wherever there is sin, someone must die. We can pay the penalty for our own sin, which is our own eternal, spiritual...
about 22 hours ago
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being @ a place like this make one want a horse tranquilizer
5:01 PM Nov 27th
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is about to hang some light fixtures lol
11:39 AM Nov 27th
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is unleashing his inner joe dirt w a little freebird action
11:25 AM Nov 27th
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is amazed at the power of caffeine
10:35 AM Nov 27th
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The thoughtful bear always defeats the frivolous monkey ΓΌ Achmed The Dead Terrorist
6:56 PM Nov 26th
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Disregard previous tweet. going to go w jeff dunham on comedy channel instead
5:13 PM Nov 26th
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World's Dumbest or Mythbusters marathon...decisions decisions...
5:04 PM Nov 26th
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is beyond happy he doesn't have to get up at the buttcrack of dawn and take part in the insanity known as Black Friday
4:46 PM Nov 26th
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is watching a movie and waiting to get his grub on :-)
11:21 AM Nov 26th
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Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow and you find out the leprechauns went and booby-trapped it
3:37 PM Nov 25th
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Dictionary.com
Brobdingnagian: adj. gigantic;
10:53 AM Nov 25th
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Gotta say, The Carpenters are kinda depressing imo
9:40 AM Nov 25th
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yup chili pie was awesome...now its naptime, right
9:28 AM Nov 25th
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is hoping the next 30 minutes before frito chili pie time go quickly
8:29 AM Nov 25th
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Hopefully i'll get the hang of this crap eventually...unfortunately that might not be anytime soon :-/
8:21 AM Nov 25th
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Gosh, why is it I feel like I just need to tune out the noise that's running through my brain right now...I can't he...
9:10 PM Nov 24th
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Holy crap the little cussing decepticon cracks my butt up!
6:14 PM Nov 24th
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- Name tylersorrells
- Location San Antonio, Texas
- Web http://agentofinf...
- Bio bored out of his freakin gourd
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