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I forgot to put on deodorant, and I ate Indian food for lunch. Worst coworker ever.about 6 hours agofrom web
Somehow every year when I make a list of things I'm thankful for it always comes back to Kevin Bacon.about 14 hours agofrom Echofon
Tip: Never ask a girl if she's wearing jaundice-colored makeup.3:18 PM Nov 24thfrom web
"Me? I'm grrreat. Better than great actually. Like crazy great. I want to hug everybody today! That's how I feel. Fantastico! How are you?"8:12 AM Nov 24thfrom Echofon
Trying a new hair style today. Might have been a mistake. But I'm acting overly confident so no one knows.8:07 AM Nov 24thfrom Echofon
There's football on television, but I'm listening to jazz on the radio instead. I welcome your jokes.12:21 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Man, I'm so sick of people telling me that I look like Ryan Gosling.7:02 PM Nov 20thfrom web
Some woman just whistled at me. It was kind of a "Hey! Get the hell out of the way!" whistle, but... still flattered.9:12 AM Nov 20thfrom Echofon
Had a huge, early Thanksgiving yesterday with @cpachunka and company. Just now starting to feel like I might be able to eat again.2:32 PM Nov 15thfrom web
Taking the train home from work on a Friday night... this feels right.5:27 PM Nov 13thfrom Echofon