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  1. I forgot to put on deodorant, and I ate Indian food for lunch. Worst coworker ever.
  2. Somehow every year when I make a list of things I'm thankful for it always comes back to Kevin Bacon.
  3. Tip: Never ask a girl if she's wearing jaundice-colored makeup.
  4. "Me? I'm grrreat. Better than great actually. Like crazy great. I want to hug everybody today! That's how I feel. Fantastico! How are you?"
  5. Trying a new hair style today. Might have been a mistake. But I'm acting overly confident so no one knows.
  6. There's football on television, but I'm listening to jazz on the radio instead. I welcome your jokes.
  7. Man, I'm so sick of people telling me that I look like Ryan Gosling.
  8. Some woman just whistled at me. It was kind of a "Hey! Get the hell out of the way!" whistle, but... still flattered.
  9. FlashBangBoom is finally on Facebook. Getting serious. http://tinyurl.com/y8w7swx
  10. I just put on a ski mask and snuck up on Tuesday morning while it was sleeping.
  11. Brb... looking for marshmallows and then hitchhiking north.
  12. @cvokoun I'm starting to feel like I need a decoder ring to read your Twitter posts.
  13. Had a huge, early Thanksgiving yesterday with @cpachunka and company. Just now starting to feel like I might be able to eat again.
  14. Taking the train home from work on a Friday night... this feels right.
  15. Regarding our new dog: I'm Woody, and Ashley is Buzz Lightyear.
  16. @cpachunka I'm anxious to talk about this.
  17. @katefreer Haha. Well, I'll take it.
  18. Here's our little Brussels Griffon... she goes by Stella. http://twitpic.com/osybk
  19. I have an announcement! Ashley and I are having a dog.
  20. Fantastic time (and food) with @whitneylynn and @benharms last night. I wish we all live in a hostel together or something.