TylerMiller
- "Put that coffee down. Coffee is for individuals who complete finance and sales contracts with our lovely customers". #1stdraftmovielines7:37 PM Jul 9th from Twittelator
- "I am an employee of the F... B... I...!!! #1stdraftmovielines7:10 PM Jul 9th from Twittelator
- @salty_and_sweet . I don't get it. Now if you said kissing weenies...5:46 PM Jul 3rd from Twittelator in reply to salty_and_sweet
- @salty_and_sweet "Na ah Di-int, Ah sed Puck you Meees"12:53 AM Jun 28th from web in reply to salty_and_sweet
- @salty_and_sweet I call bullshit. It's one of those made up diseases like lupus or spina bifida.2:08 PM Jun 26th from Twittelator in reply to salty_and_sweet
- What color should we change our avatars to to show awareness for MJ? I say black... NO white!4:55 PM Jun 25th from web
- @Nerfgun Ah, I see sir*Gives a knowing wink, exchanges the secret handshake and disapears in to the foggy night with a flourish of his cape*9:48 PM Jun 24th from Twittelator in reply to Nerfgun
- @Nerfgun Good God, man! You too know about the Cadillac of rope art? You may be the only other human I know to mention the Monkey Fist.8:29 PM Jun 24th from Twittelator in reply to Nerfgun
- I take it back, blazer denotes homosexuality not pedantism. Plus he's very caty and Asian. My teacher is Mr. Chow from The Hangover! Yes!8:04 PM Jun 23rd from Twittelator
- It's bad news if your stats instructor shows up first day in a sports coat. Bad news indeed.6:02 PM Jun 23rd from Twittelator
- RT @jim_sterling Guys, please get help! Find a cop! I've just been assaulted by that bloke from Dexy's Midnight Runners!7:53 AM Jun 23rd from Twittelator
- @GiangC see, you say that now but one McNugget later and you've got a Jackson Pollack masterpiece for a phone.3:45 PM Jun 22nd from Twittelator in reply to GiangC
- If I can't go to perezhilton.com to read about Perez Hilton being bitch slapped due to their already non-existent objectivity, then WHERE?1:21 PM Jun 22nd from Twittelator
- @salty_and_sweet Ha, yeah. There's things I don't totally get either. the "#" things are a still little funny to me.12:12 AM Jun 20th from web in reply to salty_and_sweet
- @Nerfgun whoa. You really went for it. I'm jealouse.7:04 AM Jun 19th from Twittelator in reply to Nerfgun
- Was having a crummy day until I heard the drum intro from Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" on the radio. Now I'm good.2:12 PM Jun 17th from Twittelator
- @blacktail9mm thanks. It's supposed to be a gif but it won't animate. Sux.9:12 PM Jun 16th from Twittelator in reply to blacktail9mm
- @blacktail9mm YES!You know what I'm talking about.5:29 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to blacktail9mm
- Awesome. Now I can't get the lyric "Bustin makes me feel goo-ooo-ood" out of my head. Thanks internet.3:04 PM Jun 15th from TwitterBar
- RT @jimmycanuck If I ever needed to own a Threadless shirt, this was it. Never have truer words been spoken. http://twurl.nl/nkzb8z12:00 PM Jun 13th from Twittelator
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- Name Tyler Miller
- Location Ventura, CA
- Web http://www.threev...
- Bio Writer for The Simpsons, The Colbert Report, 30 Rock, Joystiq and Threevue. Also, a pathological liar.
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