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  1. @Gailoh mine makes funny noises and now has an odd light on the dash about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Gailoh
  2. Can I retweet my earlier nonsense or is that extremely bad form? about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. on the new lappy. motherfucker runs like a scalded dog about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. @Gailoh he likes his car too much. that is a sign of teeny weeny. about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Gailoh
  5. @innerpenguin it was more the speed of it about 7 hours ago from dabr in reply to innerpenguin
  6. @innerpenguin YESH about 7 hours ago from dabr in reply to innerpenguin
  7. Most embarrassingly, I reckonshe was attempting to make a joke about 7 hours ago from dabr
  8. friendly banter FAIL about 7 hours ago from dabr
  9. today's awkward moment: completely failing to comprehend a co-worker's WEEGIE about 8 hours ago from dabr
  10. new song came all in my ear about 9 hours ago from dabr
  11. out about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. Gs up. Hos down. or is it the other way? One forgets such vital verses at the most inopportune moments. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. wait, wait; I'm meant to be thankful today because some honkys destroyed a panopoly of gorgeously diverse civilzations. http://bit.ly/8vKkbA about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. We'll have an endless, needless 100,000 word regurgitation of Henry's handball, but nothing regarding the TWO WARS we started. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. During my tedious OS reload, I read the Indie. Iraq inquiry? DON'T FUCKING PATROSNISE US, YOU CUNTLICKERS. There will never be an inquiry. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. @MariamMKobras win column = 1 about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to MariamMKobras
  17. The only drawback to this delightful experience has been an oppressive airing of the Duffy CD about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. *performs sexually explicit pelvic thrusts* about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. @mtrh I think I deserve a beer for my efforts. GLUG. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mtrh
  20. I have sat, in suptuous surroundings no less, and revived a completely dead laptop (which I can now take home for good). HA. I win. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  • Name Tyler Massey
  • Location UK
  • Web http://tylermasse...
  • Bio Cazzocletta / International Hobo / Boxcar Willie Impersonator / likes beans / plays a mean Omaha Flapjack / Keen Gitfiddler
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