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  1. abuses the 'need-a-penny-take-a-penny' dish system. about 14 hours ago from web
  2. RT @branthansen: "White elephant" gift exchange. I reached in gift bag, broken glass dolphin. Both hands gashed. Blood. Kids traumatiz ... about 19 hours ago from web
  3. @thatguygriff need a job period. 12:20 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to thatguygriff
  4. feels lame for tweeting that. I'm only human and Apple makes shiny things. I am weak. 12:08 PM Dec 18th from web
  5. Ho ho ho! Win a Macbook Pro from @dealsplus for Christmas. Details here: http://bit.ly/7kMWCB 12:06 PM Dec 18th from web
  6. RT: @prodigaljohn is giving away 3 free iPod shuffles. http://stuffchristianslike.net/ 8:59 AM Dec 18th from web
  7. raisins are grapes from the future 1:27 AM Dec 18th from web
  8. I think that the song "Bad Romance" was written about the Twilight series. 11:29 PM Dec 17th from web
  9. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Add the suffix "-punk" to increase a subject's pretensions of edginess: steampunk, splatterpunk, grammarpunk, etc. 6:15 PM Dec 17th from web
  10. Received a "Happy Holidays" card in the mail from Jesus. Boycotting him. 11:17 AM Dec 15th from web
  11. doesn't say 'God bless you' after someone sneezes. Not a big fan of that. I don't think I'm being impolite either. 7:22 AM Dec 15th from web
  12. Are 'Fat Cat Scientists' to Blame? - http://shar.es/a8ilF 6:30 AM Dec 15th from web
  13. Win a new Nikon D300s (or 2000 photo scans) from @ScanCafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/8SJuMT 6:03 PM Dec 14th from web
  14. If you have a mac and don't need footnotes, it's a neat project http://www.ommwriter.com/en/ 4:45 AM Dec 13th from web
  15. @bobhyatt yeah, you're right. It wasn't exactly the wisest choice of adjective, given it's pejorative usage. 9:14 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to bobhyatt
  16. @bobhyatt since following you I've discovered that you're more of a fundamentalist than I previously would have guessed.Climate?JEDP?really? 8:02 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to bobhyatt
  17. wikipedia is the sum of all human knowledge. 6:52 PM Dec 11th from web
  18. wants to outsource the rest of my papers to a teenager in Calcutta. Bangalore would be okay too. Contact me if interested. 8:47 PM Dec 10th from web
  19. if you want to sound really arrogant talk about 'pedagogy' or use the word 'pedagogue' liberally. 7:43 AM Dec 10th from web
  20. "When you put quotes around something, it not only looks more profound, it also looks more authoritative, unlike something original." 8:57 PM Dec 9th from web