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  1. abuses the 'need-a-penny-take-a-penny' dish system.
  2. RT @branthansen: "White elephant" gift exchange. I reached in gift bag, broken glass dolphin. Both hands gashed. Blood. Kids traumatiz ...
  3. @thatguygriff need a job period.
  4. feels lame for tweeting that. I'm only human and Apple makes shiny things. I am weak.
  5. Ho ho ho! Win a Macbook Pro from @dealsplus for Christmas. Details here: http://bit.ly/7kMWCB
  6. RT: @prodigaljohn is giving away 3 free iPod shuffles. http://stuffchristianslike.net/
  7. raisins are grapes from the future
  8. I think that the song "Bad Romance" was written about the Twilight series.
  9. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Add the suffix "-punk" to increase a subject's pretensions of edginess: steampunk, splatterpunk, grammarpunk, etc.
  10. Received a "Happy Holidays" card in the mail from Jesus. Boycotting him.
  11. doesn't say 'God bless you' after someone sneezes. Not a big fan of that. I don't think I'm being impolite either.
  12. Are 'Fat Cat Scientists' to Blame? - http://shar.es/a8ilF
  13. Win a new Nikon D300s (or 2000 photo scans) from @ScanCafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/8SJuMT
  14. If you have a mac and don't need footnotes, it's a neat project http://www.ommwriter.com/en/
  15. @bobhyatt yeah, you're right. It wasn't exactly the wisest choice of adjective, given it's pejorative usage.
  16. @bobhyatt since following you I've discovered that you're more of a fundamentalist than I previously would have guessed.Climate?JEDP?really?
  17. wikipedia is the sum of all human knowledge.
  18. wants to outsource the rest of my papers to a teenager in Calcutta. Bangalore would be okay too. Contact me if interested.
  19. if you want to sound really arrogant talk about 'pedagogy' or use the word 'pedagogue' liberally.
  20. "When you put quotes around something, it not only looks more profound, it also looks more authoritative, unlike something original."