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tyfy

  1. Thank you for cellphones, fuck you for cellphone companies.
  2. Thank you for starting the TYFY book, fuck you for taking a break.
  3. Thank you for being a friend, fuck you for singing.
  4. Thank you for tuxedos, fuck you for speedos.
  5. Thank you for time, fuck you for boredom.
  6. Thank you for Stripes, fuck you for White after labor day.
  7. Thank you for medicine, fuck you for needles.
  8. Thank you for Krystals, fuck you for calling it a slider.
  9. Thank you for MS Paint in Windows XP, fuck you for MS Paint in Windows 7.
  10. Thank you for Xbox, fuck you for DirectX.
  11. Thank you for the bread, fuck you for greasing it up.
  12. Thank you for the Star, fuck you for not explaining what a Trek is.
  13. Thank you for Earl, fuck you for everything else.
  14. Thank you for Miller's Crossing, fuck you for Burn After Reading.
  15. Thank you for your teachings, fuck you for your grading.
  16. Thank you for all the fish, fuck you for taking so long.
  17. Thank you for being there for me, fuck you for being asleep.
  18. Thank you for tacos, fuck you for bells.
  19. Thank you for following me @jtbateman, fuck you for being bitter.
  20. Thank you for ice cream, fuck you for being stoned out of your mind.