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  1. brawny paper towel are commercials are for real. and i am genuinely impressed. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. eddie vedder looks like timothy hutton playing eddie vedder. broken. vulnerable.complicated. rouses my inner tweenage savior.bad boy grrrr 8:09 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. kansas coach looks like he ate his 2nd string defensive line. hey buddy, lay off the donuts. jeez. 5:58 PM Nov 21st from web
  4. @conorknighton window seats rock 9:00 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. laptopping in bed; catching up on the web. wine in my hand. football. rain outside. this must be how sunday is supposed to be 11:54 AM Nov 15th from web
  6. mom just came over for dinner. oh god she smells like old lady. when did that happen? will i know when it happens to me? 5:50 PM Nov 10th from web
  7. why does 7:00-9:00 go so FAST? and 3:00-5:00 goes so slow...? 6:03 AM Nov 6th from web
  8. no more apples for me. i don't want the doctor to stay away 9:25 PM Nov 2nd from web
  9. black is the new black 6:31 AM Nov 2nd from web
  10. yall know it's not a world series if we're the only country playing. right? yall know that. 8:33 PM Nov 1st from web
  11. sometimes i chastise myself for feeling guilty. i'm guilty about feeling guilty. man. my mom was good. real good. 2:45 PM Oct 28th from web
  12. the love thing. i got it. meant to get vaccinated. shit. 9:14 PM Oct 24th from web
  13. just another manic monday ... what? oh . cool. 6:15 AM Oct 20th from web
  14. @bejewell i just figured out what mah belleh was... you're a tweeting fool girl. i love cupcakes. 3:55 PM Oct 19th from web in reply to bejewell
  15. i think i could live on tomatos. as long as they were stuffed with mac&cheese and put under the broiler. for just a minute. 3:53 PM Oct 19th from web
  16. do you believe in magic? that you can have anything that you desire? magic. and don't you know you're the one who can put out that fire. 9:27 PM Oct 17th from web
  17. sam bradford = yummy 12:53 PM Oct 17th from web
  18. @wwbhjd "selling our asses for swag," "...drown in all in alcohol and xanex." love. that. as a mom blogger. i think you're the shit 12:02 PM Oct 17th from web
  19. i am so not a morning person. i don't care that it's friday. its still morning. 6:27 AM Oct 16th from web
  20. @bejewell comment whore. i left you one so don't be sad. still dodging all those questions running round my mind. 12:12 PM Oct 15th from web in reply to bejewell