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Please accept our apologies as the site has been eerily lifeless for the last week or so. Fear not! We will return shortly.7:08 PM Aug 27thfrom Tweetie
Word of the day: "clitorusty". Out of practice at oral sex. ie. 'My wife & I tried foreplay but I was clitorusty.' (via @rainnwilson)5:22 AM Aug 17thfrom Tweetie