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  1. Dear Sir, Your online dating application has been rejected. Answering, 'What do you like most in a woman?' with 'My dick' is inappropriate.
  2. Heading out to watch the Christmas ship fleet on the Columbia River in Columbia City, Oregon. Partytime with good food and good friends!
  3. According to my Chinese friends, oysters are "Good for Man!"
  4. My daughter and her friend made pancakes and bacon this morning. Now, they're cleaning the kitchen! Life is good today...
  5. Yay! It's SNOWING!! Not sticking, but still...
  6. Just finished collecting canned food for "Scouting for Food". Donations are way down this year.
  7. is a walking snot factory. Fun stuff.
  8. is watching the Turkey Bowl @ Petersen Field in Scappoose. A bunch of old people thinking they're still young, and can still play football.
  9. @fraymer That explains why you are following me now. And I just thought you cared...
  10. RT @DailyGroaner: Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives women crazy? A: Hundred dollar bills!
  11. I've started my Christmas shopping... About a month earlier than normal!
  12. Just got my H1N1 shot, and boy does my arm hurt!
  13. @KGWNews I agree... new mobile site is MUCH better than the "other guys".
  14. @fraymer Did you quit drinking beer?
  15. Something strange, uneasy in the air today. I wonder what's going down???
  16. Daddy-daughter date night tonight!
  17. Time to throw some color on the walls.
  18. Dang it. Dropped my headphones when I got out of the car earlier. Poop, and I liked that pair, too.
  19. Heading out to walk the track with three kids and three dogs. Ciao!
  20. Sitting in the doctors office getting my feet poked and my ass chewed. What a way to start the weekend!