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  1. RT @Dirt_Nasty: Taking off to Nashville #nobodygivesashit
  2. RT @marcialsantos: music so excellent i just bothered to download it: http://theyesyesyalls.bandc... ZOMGZOMGZ
  3. @johncmayer it's a new type of guitar tablature. For nerds.
  4. RT @detweiler: @twoname DNA tests confirm, The Yes Yes Yalls ARE the father!
  5. OMG @PAPERROUTE STARRED MY TWITTER ABOUT THE REMIX FOR THE CONTEST THAT MEANS WE WON RIGHT?!?!?
  6. Just so you know, I'll retweet almost anything mentioning the yes yes yalls. Almost.
  7. Be a good listener, a giver of gifts, and work that vajayjay.
  8. Here's some advice I wish I had gotten when I was your age: live every week like it's shark week.
  9. RT @marcialsantos: @twoname @shamelessplug The Yes Yes Yalls make my pants tight.
  10. "I'm doin good." "NUH UH. Superman does good. You doin well. You need to learn your grammar, son."
  11. DO NOT LOOK AT MISTER JORDAN. DO NOT LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYE.
  12. "The Yes Yes Yalls are enjoyable to listen to." - a fan
  13. I wanna make a vanilla milkshake in your love blender.
  14. We just made what may be the most iconic Yes Yes Yalls song ever.
  15. We remixed @paperroute's song Gutter... check it: http://bit.ly/1Nw1ic
  16. I'm at the chiropractor. I've never let a man touch this way before OMG THAT FEELS SO GOOD
  17. At my job, I take bathroom breaks like smokers take cigarette breaks.
  18. @drw nah son, your beard is better than mine right now. I got beard raped by a barber and he set me back like three compliment lengths.
  19. Ahh I love when women are ambitious. It's like dogs wearing clothes.
  20. "JRZ Girl" bumper sticker on a Scion coupe. As if your black hair, fake tan and black eyeliner didn't give it away already.