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I'm at the chiropractor. I've never let a man touch this way before OMG THAT FEELS SO GOOD9:17 AM Nov 13thfrom Tweetie
At my job, I take bathroom breaks like smokers take cigarette breaks.1:44 PM Nov 12thfrom Tweetie
@drw nah son, your beard is better than mine right now. I got beard raped by a barber and he set me back like three compliment lengths.1:38 PM Nov 12thfrom Tweetiein reply to drw
Ahh I love when women are ambitious. It's like dogs wearing clothes.1:35 PM Nov 12thfrom Tweetie
"JRZ Girl" bumper sticker on a Scion coupe. As if your black hair, fake tan and black eyeliner didn't give it away already.11:06 AM Nov 12thfrom Tweetie