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  1. And I expect at least cellphone pics of your sexy 19 year old Canadian cousin.
  2. on a further @alecgross beej note: http://bit.ly/10qzIY BUY HIS MUSIC IT'S CHEAP AND AMAZING
  3. All we do is talk about pickles. It doesn't turn me on like it used to.
  4. VA may be for lovers, but NYC is for drinkers.
  5. It's been too long since I smurfed a ho.
  6. Texting Twitter people outside of Twitter. You know who you are. (via @benmarvin) (at least I have them in my contacts with @names.)
  7. I don't know what it is but Brooklyn has been making me take my clothes off lately.
  8. ...@alecgross is the gay musical prodigy child of ryan adams and damien rice. (via @ryangilligan)
  9. So we're all following @alecgross now right? RIGHT? because not only is his music amazing, he's funny as hell.
  10. Oh New York City, we sure had fun didn't we. To Jersey I go. #hkk
  11. Girl, you like an early Ray Lamontagne song cuz you got Trouble written all over you.
  12. It's not often that I get chills listening to live music, but @alecgross is the fucking shit. Check out his music, seriously.
  13. "and this song will be started by Greg Barbone." -@alecgross on @gbones (applause, then silence in the venue) "HE SUCKS" - me
  14. "do you know anyone like this? I don't." - @ryangilligan on me, as I was about to pick the elavator lock.
  15. I wasn't hitting on your girlfriend, I was just complimenting her calves. Oh. I guess that was hitting on her.
  16. I would have been so much more talkative last night bar hopping in the city but my phone died. See @shamelessplug for the night's events.
  17. Using Twitter.
  18. This is what we do on thursday afternoons in Brooklyn. http://tr.im/rD50
  19. RT @ghadbless: Rap name idea: No Dick Jokes. Thanks for the suggestion @twoname. RETARD (ps I wrote "rape name" at first. oops)
  20. Well, only one out of the two cars we parked on the street were there when we woke up... Trying to get the other one back now. I <3 NY