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twoeightnine

Dubstep must die. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Pahrump, NV
I used to think it couldn’t get weirder than a Tennessee Walmart. Then I went to the one in Pahrump. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Pahrump, NV
Fireside. @ Peppermill Restaurant instagr.am/p/LZm10_kgW1/ about 15 hours ago via Instagram from Winchester, NV
Jeopardy contestants have the best social skills. about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Las Vegas, NV
And only as I put the leftovers into the box do I discover the fresh spinach. about 24 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Hash House A Go Go, Las Vegas
Make that three. I think. So much food. about 24 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Hash House A Go Go, Las Vegas
Damn. They hid not one but two fresh biscuits under the tenderloin. about 24 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Hash House A Go Go, Las Vegas
Shit just got real. #foodporn @ Hash House A Go Go instagr.am/p/LYrWNLkgQh/ about 24 hours ago via Instagram from Las Vegas, NV
@suss2hyphens isn’t that how the Mets won the World Series? 5:49 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Las Vegas, NV in reply to suss2hyphens
@katiebakes there’s also a iWok or iNoodle or something in SF. you’d know that if you were ever there. 5:47 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Las Vegas, NV in reply to katiebakes
How many times do you have to stay at the @LVStratosphere before its considered your legal residence? 5:42 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Las Vegas, NV
Four trips to Vegas in 2 months might not be the healthiest thing. But it’s still a Double Down night. 1:59 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Kingman North, AZ
White people with dreadlocks, will they ever learn? 8:25 AM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS from Grand Canyon Village, AZ
Very RT @YosemiteSteve: RT @astrogerly: In case you didn't know, #YOSAR is pretty badass... bit.ly/LQtfyX 10:56 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS from Arizona, US
@eneeknodnarb I trimmed it a little. Might have to kill it completely soon. Besides, Adkisson is the real Wolf Pack. 10:43 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS from Grand Canyon Village, AZ in reply to eneeknodnarb
You must be a tourguide. How’d you know? The beard. #life 7:05 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS from Grand Canyon Village, AZ
@DangerGuerrero who da what now? Please inform. 5:21 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS from Tusayan, AZ in reply to DangerGuerrero
Grand. #gadv #grandcanyon @ Mather Point instagr.am/p/LTmMBQEgQn/ 2:34 PM May 31st via Instagram from Grand Canyon Village, AZ
@TomFornelli but then you’d have nothing to blog about. 2:19 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS from Grand Canyon Village, AZ in reply to TomFornelli
The best part of hiking the Bright Angel Trail, the victory beer. @ The Arizona Room instagr.am/p/LTigAGEgd9/ 2:00 PM May 31st via Instagram from Grand Canyon Village, AZ

Name Matt Johnson
Location Shortsville, NY
Web http://www.twoeig...
Bio I live in a van down by the river, and the National Park and the lake and the cities. I dabble in design and photography and sell tshirts