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twoeightnine

  1. Dubstep must die.
  2. I used to think it couldn’t get weirder than a Tennessee Walmart. Then I went to the one in Pahrump.
  3. Fireside. @ Peppermill Restaurant instagr.am/p/LZm10_kgW1/
  4. Jeopardy contestants have the best social skills.
  5. And only as I put the leftovers into the box do I discover the fresh spinach.
  6. Make that three. I think. So much food.
  7. Damn. They hid not one but two fresh biscuits under the tenderloin.
  8. Shit just got real. #foodporn @ Hash House A Go Go instagr.am/p/LYrWNLkgQh/
  9. @suss2hyphens isn’t that how the Mets won the World Series?
  10. @katiebakes there’s also a iWok or iNoodle or something in SF. you’d know that if you were ever there.
  11. How many times do you have to stay at the @LVStratosphere before its considered your legal residence?
  12. Four trips to Vegas in 2 months might not be the healthiest thing. But it’s still a Double Down night.
  13. White people with dreadlocks, will they ever learn?
  14. Very RT @YosemiteSteve: RT @astrogerly: In case you didn't know, #YOSAR is pretty badass... bit.ly/LQtfyX
  15. @eneeknodnarb I trimmed it a little. Might have to kill it completely soon. Besides, Adkisson is the real Wolf Pack.
  16. You must be a tourguide. How’d you know? The beard. #life
  17. @DangerGuerrero who da what now? Please inform.
  18. Grand. #gadv #grandcanyon @ Mather Point instagr.am/p/LTmMBQEgQn/
  19. @TomFornelli but then you’d have nothing to blog about.
  20. The best part of hiking the Bright Angel Trail, the victory beer. @ The Arizona Room instagr.am/p/LTigAGEgd9/