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  1. Fire in Minneapolis! It's contained! http://flic.kr/p/6DXcSX
  2. You can apparently control the music at Friday's. We wanted to Rickroll the place but we couldn't even download it. So we picked Journey.
  3. Someone loves her label maker! http://flic.kr/p/6DSKip
  4. Trying out SmashBurger finally! I pretty much want everything on the menu.
  5. Between @agent_zero and @amelia23, I'm really convinced I need a bicycle. I just know absolutely nothing about what I'd need!
  6. Rejecting people in person is possibly the most awkward thing ever about my job. Sorry you suck, but have a nice day!
  7. @best_day_ever i'm so not snobby that i had to google that shit.
  8. You know you want to adopt this dog!! http://flic.kr/p/6Dq154
  9. @best_day_ever I love that I know you totally went in and created that shit. Haha.
  10. Uh. A mute guy either told me he liked my glasses or he wanted to poke my eyes out. Either way, kinda awkward.
  11. The dude at Bruegger's slipped me an extra pickle. Not sure if I should be happy or creeped out! #thatswhatshesaid
  12. Guys. There really cannot be a smell that's worse than cat piss. How does that get so rancid coming from something so cute?!
  13. If someone is rude at Target, I think it should be 100% okay to push my cart into them.
  14. @best_day_ever shooting them in the face would probably work, too.
  15. Completely distracted by The 3 Day today and kinda finding it impossible to work. The parade 2 blocks away is not helping.
  16. @best_day_ever seriously. I guess we're all responsible and shit.
  17. I'm at TGI Friday's - St Louis Park w/ @best_day_ever. http://bit.ly/PCFbc
  18. Ha. Our server just died. I wouldn't mind but now our internet is broken!
  19. Left my Ritalin at home today, which means I've refreshed Twitter and Facebook approximately 6 times in the past half hour.
  20. On the LRT where the transit cop only asked to see the tickets of the Somalian people on the train. Nice work there, chief.