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  1. nothing like a post-workout corndog.
  2. OMG! Maggie's homemade cookies in the kitchen less than 10 feet from where I sit. YUM!
  3. DC holds final vote to legalize gay marriage http://bit.ly/8xnN8v
  4. @RayRice27 you're a thrilling player to watch and are helping me kick major butt in fantasy football. Go Ravens!!!
  5. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES
  6. In case you were wondering, close-range office chair kickball is a bad idea
  7. how can one drop of dressing spilled on my shirt make me smell like a sweaty Italian man all day?
  8. Eggos apparently leggo http://bit.ly/40xoMy
  9. :RT @finslippy Searching for quote about how civil rights shldn't be up for popular vote because people are fucking morons......
  10. Dear Kate Moenning how come your tweets are just about Phillies Baseball and not about hooking up with hot ladies?
  11. has been staring at glowing rectangles for too long today
  12. RT @BrandFreak: Another alcohol ad, another group of women getting very cozy http://bit.ly/3AcOMk
  13. pouring a desk drawer full of rubber bands out for my homie Captain Lou
  14. RT @JasonWalther: Can I win the Nobel Peace Prize? Sure, I haven't done anything now, but I might in the future!
  15. @add1sun I hear a BBQ and gay rights march are the perfect way to enjoy the crisp fall weather
  16. @Gossipmusic new album #MusicForMen in stores 10/6, on iTunes Now: http://tinyurl.com/nznc64 follow @buzznet for more contests & exclusives
  17. my mouth said corn chowder but my eyes must have said vegetable soup
  18. Wonders why the carpet at the U.N. looks so outdated.
  19. RT @gutcheckstl: Top Ten Things So Horrible That Even Bacon Can't Improve Them http://bit.ly/zJSAn
  20. RT @JasonWalther: National Equality March in DC on Oct. 11. I'm looking forward to a gay event that doesn't involve candy being fired at ...